This thread is too cute!

Green Eggs and Ham

 

Why was Chris Martin arrested?!

Because he slaughtered a person and extracted the kidneys. :stunned:

 

Why is Chris Martin's hair curly?

because he wants to be like MJ

 

Why does Jonny like cake ?

it reminds him of being in the movie : Tooth Fairy.

 

Why does Guy show off his chesthair?

Because I told him too and he loves me! :D

 

Who is Apple's godfather?

Pear.

 

So you don't know where to go and you want to.....?

Pull over to the side of the road and ask for directions!

 

Glass of _____

Orange Juice

 

Seas would rise when...

I scream out Coldplay.

 

ah~ i never meant to cause you?

to go crazy.:P

 

those who are dead are not dead they're just living...

under my bed.

 

Come up to meet you, tell you I'm...

hungry

 

I came here with a load and it feels so much lighter since...

I went on a diet!

 

They were sitting on the __________

beanie

 

you cut me down a ____ and brought it back to me

forest

 

He said I'm gonna buy this place and..

Add some throw pillows!

 

What is the color repeated many, many times in the song "Yellow"?

topaz

 

According to Jonny, what is the song Yellow about?

your mom.

 

Lights will guide you home/and ignite your bones/and I will try to...

eat you

 

What is the cover of Lost!..?

a slice of pie. hehe

 

finish.. viva la...?

boomerang. :P

 

What's in Japan?

Giant robots

 

Who was the winner of the Parachutes globe?

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

We never.....

Shit.

 

 

What is Jonny's signature outfit? (accessory)