WHY???

I don't like wearing hats. :disappointed:

Me neither. :P

Does it involve melons? :wacko:

Yes, watermelons of course. :nice:

Everyone's talking about post-being ceolsige'd, has anything really changed? Are our lives any better or worse? When you look at the window, what's different from when we weren't ceolsige'd?

You won't notice anything different until the next morning.

OH its one of those ceolsige's. :freak:

That's what she says after sex.

!!!!!!!!!!

It's way better to be Monster'd.

Getting Monster'd left me smelling of bleach.

I'm full of surprises.

Getting Emily'd doesn't sound quite as entertaining :disappointed:

 

Gettin Reilly'd though... :wacko:

It involves a toilet plunger :wacko:

It involves a toilet plunger :wacko:

 

You put bad images into my mind.

I didnt even mention the squeegee :wacko:

 

Being Monster'd is so amazing that it can't even be described.

But being ceolsiged makes you feel all :daisy: and :sunny: and :wacky:

Being Reilly'd is feeling like :sleeping2: and :wideeyed: at the same time!

Being Monster'd makes you feel so amazing that it can't even be described with any adjective.

It's like, a massive orgasm.

Monster, are you just talking about fucking someone?

No. You've been Monster'd, you know the feeling.

Can't be described, and you end up not knowing wtf happened.

It's like.. getting extremely high + other amazing things.

HUH.

:uhoh: