I don't know how to drink

 

 

shoot yourself!

i don't have a gun!

 

Hang yourself!

I don't have a rope!

 

Cut your hair

I don't have scissors!

 

Listen to your ipod.

but l lost 2 of my ipods (for real. )

 

 

get wasted.

I don't have the means to

 

Skip school.

I can't I'll get an information and I'll miss a lot

 

listen to music!

I don't know what music is!

 

 

Eat that cookie!

i can't i'm dieting

 

stop crying!

I'm too sad!

 

Sing that song!

I don't know the song

 

drink water!

I'm allergic to water!

 

Dance!

I don't know how!

 

eat cake!

I'm not hungry!

 

Call my grandma!

I don't know her number.

 

Call your best friend.

She doesn't have a phone.

 

Call my best friend

her number's been disconnected

 

teach me how to speak french

but I don't know how to speak

 

 

play guitar

But I do'nt know how to play it.

 

watch a movie

My TV's broken.

 

Read a book.

My house burned down with all my books in it.

 

Use a smiley.

I'm scared of smilies.

 

Scream!

I don't have voice today

 

 

don't scream

I'm too scared!

 

Cough.

you'll catch the virus

 

 

 

marry a taiwanese dude