Hello to all coldplaying.com members:

 

I have returned to issue yet another appeal to your good graces and ask that Jen-Jen or any other coldplaying.com representative please respond to the Peace Offering extended to you by The Church of Chris Martin.

 

We harbor no ill will towards coldplaying.com and only wish your website the best.

 

In this case, I and the other Holy Elders from The Church seek to convey the High Leadership of coldplaying.com an invitation to attend the Glastonbury Pilgrims Invocation this summer which will feature our Hallowed Guest: Holy Saint Bono.

 

We will offer you a seat on the Golden Dais and several VIP passes to our Yellow Tents-pitched on the muddy fields of Somerset, but still a darn good time!

 

As you may be aware, our leader- Father Drobbingdon has taken leave of his senses and gone on the lam from the law & his ex-wife-with her grasping divorce lawyers not far behind! This has thrown the Church into spiritual turmoil. We only wish peaceful relations from here on in with coldplaying.com and merely request that you ask your members to refrain from posting inflammatory comments on our website comments page.

 

It is with a heart full of gladness that I officially welcome coldplaying.com as a FRIEND of The Church of Chris Martin. I will formally write up a Co-website Friendship Agreement and post it on our pages so that all Blessed members of the Church now know that hostilities between us have now ceased.

 

God (and Chris) Bless coldplaying.com in infinitum. Viva!:)

thanks, chrissie:)

Oh dear.

 

I actually want this war to go on, to see if they will do anything less pathetic other than mocking the site or randomly doing bad edits of our banners. Really guys, you DO NOT know how to war. Pathetic!

lulz

Hello to all coldplaying.com members:

 

I have returned to issue yet another appeal to your good graces and ask that Jen-Jen or any other coldplaying.com representative please respond to the Peace Offering extended to you by The Church of Chris Martin.

 

We harbor no ill will towards coldplaying.com and only wish your website the best.

 

In this case, I and the other Holy Elders from The Church seek to convey the High Leadership of coldplaying.com an invitation to attend the Glastonbury Pilgrims Invocation this summer which will feature our Hallowed Guest: Holy Saint Bono.

 

We will offer you a seat on the Golden Dais and several VIP passes to our Yellow Tents-pitched on the muddy fields of Somerset, but still a darn good time!

 

As you may be aware, our leader- Father Drobbingdon has taken leave of his senses and gone on the lam from the law & his ex-wife-with her grasping divorce lawyers not far behind! This has thrown the Church into spiritual turmoil. We only wish peaceful relations from here on in with coldplaying.com and merely request that you ask your members to refrain from posting inflammatory comments on our website comments page.

 

It is with a heart full of gladness that I officially welcome coldplaying.com as a FRIEND of The Church of Chris Martin. I will formally write up a Co-website Friendship Agreement and post it on our pages so that all Blessed members of the Church now know that hostilities between us have now ceased.

 

God (and Chris) Bless coldplaying.com in infinitum. Viva!:)

 

fucking lol'd

Hi Chrissie!

A Belated Welcome to Coldplaying :)

 

I'm Dargarius (or David), one of the moderators around these parts, nice to meet you :)