I'm not wearing pants.

You are not wearing socks either.

I'm wearing socks

I don't have a piece of wood stuck in my foot :blank:

^I don't think that is funny .

Neither do I

I think Jonny Buckland is an ugly mofo.

Noel Gallagher is not cool at all ! :dozey:

I ate a huge breakfast, and am totally not starving right now.

^ eat ! :D

 

I hate music !

Noel Gallagher is not cool at all ! :dozey:

 

The game is called "Lie to the person above you." :P :laugh4: JK, JK.

 

I'm tired.

Matt Damon SO can top you, you know that?

:laugh4: :heart:

 

Your sig is absolutely ugly.

I totally listen to the band in your avatar.

The truth behind your lie in the above post does not sadden me at all.

You live in England

@ violetsparks

 

Your joke was sooo funny !:dozey: :inquisitive:

I'm not sorry that you didn't appreciate my joke. :P

I am :angry:....wait, whaa?

I'm lazy

You have no sense of humor

I think you're stupid

I didn't just slip and fall on my newly-washed floor and hit my toe on the heater and it didn't hurt like a bitch

I don't like Coldplay(the biggest lie I've ever told:P)

I didn't listen to music today