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Asylum

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:lol:I could really see you winning!!!!

 

 

its nex!

 

No, you couldn't :angry:

 

Oh I knew I had heard that somewhere before!

 

What's with the addition to the title?

 

I don't know. Imke added it, maybe?

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Amy make a campaign for meh!

I could beat Marie >:D

No, you couldn't :angry:

 

Oh I knew I had heard that somewhere before!

 

:rolleyes:YES I COULD

yes but having nex is baaaad!:disappointed:

Amy make a campaign for meh!

I could beat Marie >:D

 

Yes do that, Amy! Make Anette beat me, please :wacky:

 

:rolleyes:YES I COULD

yes but having nex is baaaad!:disappointed:

 

NO YOU COULDN'T. MAKE A CAMPAIGN FOR ANETTE INSTEAD.

 

I know, that's what my parents told me :disappointed:

Amy make a campaign for meh!

I could beat Marie >:D

:sneaky:OKAY not now though:lol:

Yes do that, Amy! Make Anette beat me, please :wacky:

 

 

 

NO YOU COULDN'T. MAKE A CAMPAIGN FOR ANETTE INSTEAD.

 

I know, that's what my parents told me :disappointed:

 

I will:smug:

 

 

:disappointed:and you disobeyed them :rolleyes:

YAY! :cheesy:

I am not a crook ^-^

 

No you're not, you're a perv :kiss:

 

:sneaky:OKAY not now though:lol:

 

 

I will:smug:

 

 

:disappointed:and you disobeyed them :rolleyes:

 

No, of course not, what would it look like, at this time of the year? :rolleyes:

 

I didn't :bigcry:

No you're not, you're a perv :kiss:

 

 

 

No, of course not, what would it look like, at this time of the year? :rolleyes:

 

I didn't :bigcry:

 

:lol:really weird no doubt

 

 

:wink3:mhhhmm

:lol:really weird no doubt

 

 

:wink3:mhhhmm

 

Indeed.

 

 

We were playing the doctor game, nothing else :bigcry:

So what'd I miss? Someone fill me in.

They had sex :disappointed:

Many many seconds of sex :awesome: Like maybe 12. :anxious:

Many many years of sex :awesome: Like maybe 12. :anxious:

 

OMG YEARS?! :freak:

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Yeah, and those 12 seconds broke so many people's hearts. :sad2:

Yeah, it did. You're a horrible person, Imke.

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Nobody ever told me we were exclusive. :sad:

That's because I wasn't your sex counsellor at that time.

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But just take a look at Ren ... he said I broke his heart and he was the one who had like 10 prom dates, while I had only 3 or so ... how was I supposed to know that I was breaking his heart? :disappointed:

Relationships are complicated, my dear. Reilly is a complex guy who needs to feel loved and apparently, he didn't feel like you loved him enough, which is why he had 10 dates.

Relationships are complicated, my dear. Reilly is a complex guy who needs to feel loved and apparently, he didn't feel like you loved him enough, which is why he had 10 dates.

 

Do you mean Ren?

 

I also didn't feel loved, which is why I could only ever last about 4 seconds a time during sex :sad:

Oh yeah, sorry, I had read Imke's post too fast.

 

 

Aww, poor Reilly. Have you tried to discuss about it with Imke? Communication is the most important thing in a relationship, after sex.

 

 

 

 

Wow. I feel like a real sex counsellor now. :uhoh::lol:

I WONT TALK TO THAT HARLETT :bomb:

Yeah, and those 12 seconds broke so many people's hearts. :sad2:

:rolleyes:

That's because I wasn't your sex counsellor at that time.

:wink3:

But just take a look at Ren ... he said I broke his heart and he was the one who had like 10 prom dates, while I had only 3 or so ... how was I supposed to know that I was breaking his heart? :disappointed:

:rolleyes:Imke....

Do you mean Ren?

 

I also didn't feel loved, which is why I could only ever last about 4 seconds a time during sex :sad:

 

:( see what you're doing to Reilly, Imke?

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