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Asylum

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Aww, Imke :hug: I am so sorry :\

 

Meh, guys on here are lame. She should turn into a lesbian.

 

:disappointed:

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I'm becoming a nun. :disappointed:

:disappointed:

 

Ren, you don't count, you're a god :kiss:

 

I'm becoming a nun. :disappointed:

 

Nooooooooooooooooooo :bigcry:

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And I'm not even religious, so there you go ... :disappointed:

Please don't do that, Imke :bigcry:

Bitches!

You're gonna regret that someday Reilly, and then I won't be here for you anymore :snobby:

 

Nooo Imke don't! Nuns are evil :uhoh:

Your advice as a SEX councillor was for me to break up with her and stop having SEX! What kindof advice is that?!

I never said that! Zeya was the bad counselor :snobby:

Let's make it all perfectly clear.

 

 

 

I'm the only good sex counselor around here :wacky:

Perrine!! :cheesy:

Salut ma chère Pepe.

 

We could work together! :idea2:

A soon-to-be doctor and an almost psychologist sound like a good team to me!!

Let's meet in 62 days in Paris, no earlier meetings possible for me, sorry! :P

Meh, une quasi-psychologue et une future docteure... ça ne bat pas mon expertise en tant que conseillère :smug:

I never said that! Zeya was the bad counselor :snobby:

 

Now you're a lieing shit councillor :angry:

 

Let's make it all perfectly clear.

 

 

 

I'm the only good sex counselor around here :wacky:

 

I'll give you a pay-rise :surprised:

Perrine!! :cheesy:

Salut ma chère Pepe.

 

We could work together! :idea2:

A soon-to-be doctor and an almost psychologist sound like a good team to me!!

Let's meet in 62 days in Paris, no earlier meetings possible for me, sorry! :P

Anna!! :blush:

Sounds good to me :sneaky: (well you can forget the "soon-to-be" part, other than that it's okay^^)

Wow, 62 days!!

 

Meh, une quasi-psychologue et une future docteure... ça ne bat pas mon expertise en tant que conseillère :smug:

Tu parles français?

Ah oui, ton expertise? Je veux des preuves :snobby:

 

Now you're a lieing shit councillor :angry:

Well, I'm gonna become a sexologist just to piss you off :sneaky:

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The French kinda turns me on, I'm a bad nun. :disappointed:

I'll give you a pay-rise :surprised:

 

Aww you're so kind :blush:

 

Tu parles français?

Ah oui, ton expertise? Je veux des preuves :snobby:

 

J'ai un certificat!:snobby: Et mon expérience parle d'elle-même :cool:

Et oui je parle français :wacky:

The French kinda turns me on, I'm a bad nun. :disappointed:

 

You like how I speak that language with my tongue, don't you :kiss:

J'ai un certificat!:snobby: Et mon expérience parle d'elle-même :cool:

Et oui je parle français :wacky:

Cool! J'exige de voir ce certificat:snobby:

 

The French kinda turns me on, I'm a bad nun. :disappointed:

Imke :wink3::whip::whip:

Cool! J'exige de voir ce certificat:snobby:

 

 

Imke :wink3::whip::whip:

 

T'as qu'à venir me rendre visite chez moi, et je te le montrerai... :sneaky:

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:sweatdrop:

T'as qu'à venir me rendre visite chez moi, et je te le montrerai... :sneaky:

LA, j'ai peur :uhoh:

Dès que j'ai le temps, je te trouverais des questions bien pointues, on verra si tu es capable de répondre :devilish:

 

But I say we should stop with french cause Imke's gonna leave the convent, and I want here to remain pure :nice:

Hahahaha sorry, you don't know me yet, I tend to be a huge perv. I hope I haven't freaked you out too much :kiss:

 

And yeah, I agree. But Imke's not pure anymore. If only you knew how many people she slept with...

Don't worry, I can handle perviness quite good, as long as you're not a creepy old man :tongue:

 

Wait, you're telling me she's a slut? :o

That's good, just don't be surprised if I get flirty sometimes :wink3:

I'm Marie btw :) And no, last time I checked, I was still a woman :P

 

 

No, let's not call her that, let's just say she has a lot of experience in the sex department :rolleyes:

Okay, I'll try not to :tongue:

Yeah I guessed so, and well, I'm glad to know that, makes me a bit more cumfortable haha

 

Right, then she'll be the one advising the counsellors :sneaky:

 

Gotta go, nighty night everyone! :nice:

Et à bientôt Marie :sneaky:

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