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Hey, I gave you my best move :thinking:

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'nipped in the bud.' I read this as nipped in the bed.:blank:

 

Well, that too. :charming:

 

/perv.

This sex counseling is a major rip-off. Imke, you've been scammed by Cult. Don't tell me I didn't warn you. :mean:

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Hey, I gave you my best move :thinking:

 

I feel sorry for you. :thinking:

So Marie you are there witnessing this angry sex?

:smart:

 

Yup, I used to be their sex counsellor, but it always turned into threesomes, I got fired.

OH SNAP. THIS SH!T JUST GOT REAL.

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Marie, you're just too hot for me to handle. :disappointed:

Yup, I used to be their sex counsellor, but it always turned into threesomes, I got fired.

 

I'll give you a pay rise, double! And threesomes! If you join cult :inquisitive:

 

This sex counseling is a major rip-off. Imke, you've been scammed by Cult. Don't tell me I didn't warn you.

 

And heh heh, just ignore this :wiseguy:

Marie, you're just too hot for me to handle. :disappointed:

 

I know, I know, I'm sorry. Your attraction to me is like a disease and I am the cure :dozey:

 

I'll give you a pay rise, double! And threesomes! If you join cult :inquisitive:

 

I'm not joining that cult :snobby: i can have threesomes all the time, if I want to, I don't need you. :kiss:

Yup, I used to be their sex counsellor, but it always turned into threesomes, I got fired.

:stunned:hmm

Marie, you're just too hot for me to handle. :disappointed:

 

I think the real problem is..

 

MARIE :surprised:

someone in this relationship is jealous :whistle:

:lol::kiss:

 

Amy, are you trying to start something?

:laugh3:Nette

 

and no Violet its sort of interesting, the lounge I mean and everything going on!

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I know, I know, I'm sorry. Your attraction to me is like a disease and I am the cure :dozey:

 

You told me I was pretty. :disappointed:

 

:stunned:hmm

 

 

I think the real problem is..

 

MARIE :surprised:

someone in this relationship is jealous :whistle:

:lol::kiss:

 

Marie is indeed the problem. :disappointed:

:stunned:hmm

 

 

I think the real problem is..

 

MARIE :surprised:

someone in this relationship is jealous :whistle:

:lol::kiss:

 

What do you want, I always wreck these couples. And I'm not doing it on purpose either.

 

Horny :blank:

 

I know, it happens to everyone who meets me. :charming:

:laugh3:Nette

 

and no Violet its sort of interesting, the lounge I mean and everything going on!

 

After hanging around in the Lounge this week, I surely now need Sex Counselling. :blank:

And talking to Marie this week DIDN'T HELP AT ALL :blank:

You told me I was pretty. :disappointed:

 

 

 

Marie is indeed the problem. :disappointed:

 

I meant it :kiss:

 

 

I'm not a problem, I am a cure, I just told you :whip:

And talking to Marie this week DIDN'T HELP AT ALL :blank:

 

Hi, I'm a good sex counsellor, are you interested in my services?

.. No.. :blank:

 

 

 

YUR SO SEXAY! OK YES :bigcry:

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