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and no Violet its sort of interesting, the lounge I mean and everything going on!

 

'Twas a joke. :P

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That ho is cheating on me! :disappointed: And then she said she was an angel :blank:

.. No.. :blank:

 

 

 

YUR SO SEXAY! OK YES :bigcry:

 

:kiss:

 

That ho is cheating on me! :disappointed: And then she said she was an angel :blank:

 

who? :uhoh: Imke?

'Twas a joke. :P

:lol:oh!:facepalm:

That ho is cheating on me! :disappointed: And then she said she was an angel :blank:

 

:cry:IMKE YOU'RE CHEATING ON EVERY ONE!!!

That ho is cheating on me! :disappointed: And then she said she was an angel :blank:

 

She was mine first. :snobby:

Imke is a whore who sleeps with everyone! :wacko:

No, b/c she hasn't slept with me yet.

Oh jeesus, I had no idea I was getting involved with such a chickenhead :disappointed:

 

Next time I'm wearing double protection :thinking:

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FUCK! TOO MUCH DRAMA!

 

I meant it :kiss:

 

 

I'm not a problem, I am a cure, I just told you :whip:

 

See ... you're always trying to seduce me. :disappointed:

 

Imke is depressed?:disappointed:

 

Just a little. :disappointed:

 

That ho is cheating on me! :disappointed: And then she said she was an angel :blank:

 

I AM AN ANGEL!

And you never protected me from the gangbanging, so why do you complain? :bigcry:

 

:lol:oh!:facepalm:

 

 

:cry:IMKE YOU'RE CHEATING ON EVERY ONE!!!

 

:uhoh: I'm not a cheater.

 

She was mine first. :snobby:

 

I lost count ...

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Imke is a whore who sleeps with everyone! :wacko:

 

AM NOT :bigcry:

 

No, b/c she hasn't slept with me yet.

 

ORLY?

 

Oh jeesus, I had no idea I was getting involved with such a chickenhead :disappointed:

 

Next time I'm wearing double protection :thinking:

 

Ha ... you only used your bad performance to lure me into the cult.

She was mine first. :snobby:

There was not real penetration there bitch so you and your hairy tongue can go else where :snobby:

 

Imke is a whore who sleeps with everyone! :wacko:

^+1000

 

I think we need our own sex thread now :wacky:

Ha ... you only used your bad performance to lure me into the cult.

 

Yeah and now I gotta keep you there, duuuh :thinking:

FUCK! TOO MUCH DRAMA!

 

 

 

See ... you're always trying to seduce me. :disappointed:

 

No that's just your imagination :kiss:

 

AM NOT :bigcry:

 

 

You are, dear, I see how you're seducing everyone to have sex with them.

 

There was not real penetration there bitch so you and your hairy tongue can go else where :snobby:

 

 

^+1000

 

I think we need our own sex thread now :wacky:

 

Well I have to disagree there, who needs penetration? Fingers and tongues are just fine when we make good use of them.

 

 

Hahahaha, I remember telling you this weekend that I wasn't such a perv on coldplaying. I think I made that a lie today :uhoh:

There was not real penetration there bitch so you and your hairy tongue can go else where :snobby:

 

But our love was real! :disappointed:

And she stole Dom from me, that slut.

It's OK, Marie. It happens to everyone at one point in their lives.

But our love was real! :disappointed:

And she stole Dom from me, that slut.

 

ZOMG, SHE TOOK TEH DOMMEH? D: RUDE!

 

It's OK, though. I haz my Wolsty, so I'm good. :wacky:

Oh jeesus, I had no idea I was getting involved with such a chickenhead :disappointed:

 

Next time I'm wearing double protection :thinking:

try triple!!

Imkes dangerous :disappointed:

 

See ... you're always trying to seduce me. :disappointed:

 

 

 

I AM AN ANGEL!

:( thats what Maries about!!

 

 

an angel?:thinking:hmm!

^^ YH RLY.

 

she did sleep with you but you were so drunkkk:drunk:

I was there too:rolleyes:

ZOMG, SHE TOOK TEH DOMMEH? D: RUDE!

 

It's OK, though. I haz my Wolsty, so I'm good. :wacky:

 

Wolsty's mine, bitch :whip:

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Yeah and now I gotta keep you there, duuuh :thinking:

 

I'm considering leaving already. Too much drama. :thinking:

 

No that's just your imagination :kiss:

 

It really isn't. :kiss:

 

You are, dear, I see how you're seducing everyone to have sex with them.

 

Am not, I didn't seduce anyone. :thinking:

 

But our love was real! :disappointed:

And she stole Dom from me, that slut.

 

TOO MUCH DRAMA

Well I have to disagree there, who needs penetration? Fingers and tongues are just fine when we make good use of them.

 

 

Hahahaha, I remember telling you this weekend that I wasn't such a perv on coldplaying. I think I made that a lie today :uhoh:

Oh right i forgot kel's tongue is a turn on for all of you :uhoh:

 

 

Cat_tongue_teeth_yawn.jpg

 

 

Hahaha i remember that but it's all imkes fault :disappointed:

 

:( thats what Maries about!!:

 

No I am all about love, caring and romantism :wacky:

It really isn't. :kiss:

 

Am not, I didn't seduce anyone. :thinking:

 

Then it's mine? :uhoh:

 

You do. You just aren't aware of it, you sex symbol.

 

Oh right i forgot kel's tongue is a turn on for all of you :uhoh:

 

 

Cat_tongue_teeth_yawn.jpg

 

 

Hahaha i remember that but it's all imkes fault :disappointed:

 

I laughed.

 

 

Yeah. Blame it on Imke.

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Stop blaming me, I'm an angel.

 

Ren corrupted me, he's the real perv. :bigcry:

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