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If you could be any Animal...

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Which Animal would you be and why?

 

(Other than Homo sapiens)

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A big fat happy Orang-Utan up in the trees. Scratching my whatever, cruising around a bit, getting me felt picked for fleas, munching on some fruit,

and very probably experiencing multiple orgasms now and then.

A barn swallow. :smug: :wacky:

a woman so as to experience multiple orgasms

 

You don't have to be a woman dinkus.

either a doggy

 

or a falcon.

 

...probably the falcon

The cat.

good lazy life in happiness with good family :nice:

if it didn't get abandoned, yes is a great life.

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either a doggy

 

or a falcon.

 

...probably the falcon

 

Why be that Child of Viva?

 

A panda.

 

Why be that Wherrwhfter?

Why be that Wherrwhfter?

 

Rebecka. I'm Rebecka.

Because.

1. They don't eat meat. I love not eating meat.

2. Pandas are awesome.

3. Two words. Noah Lennox.

4. Pandas are cute.

5. Sneezing panda cub.

6. Bamboo. Yep. Bamboo.

Child of Viva?

 

lol :heart:

 

Well if i was someones dog, I would be the smartest, most loyal, sweet, protective doggy ever.

 

But Id rather be a bird

because birds can fly away when things are bad where they are

they can go anywhere, whenever they want

 

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....kinda like that

a woman so as to experience multiple orgasms

 

k well hope you're ready for monthly bleeding too!

k well hope you're ready for monthly bleeding too!

 

sure beats not being a human, i'm sure

 

 

since the op was edited to not include homo sapiens i will change my choice to monkey

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because they have opposable thumbs and chill out all cool

 

family_guy_evil_monkey.jpg

Tiger!

 

Or a Squirrel! :D

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