My name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. You are everything observable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten an event horizon? I mean, I guess it's fun self replicating and evolving because of your own lack of gravity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than becoming a gas nebula.

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fusion reaction. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the brightest quasar in the sky, and have an acceleration due to gravity over 9000m/s/s. What processes do you synthesize, other than "jacking off to electromagnetic absorption lines"? I also get straight accretion disks, and have a banging neutron star (She just solar flared on me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just go super nova. Thanks for listening.

Yeah well I'm the strong nuclear force you little fucker, I could beat your weak little gravitational ass any day.

 

Get the fuck out.

No problem.

Btw, you picked one of the shittest memes ever.

Oh, hi Reilly!

 

I'm sad you picked such a bad meme :sad:

Hi.

O________________o

 

Black holes are so interesting.

strong nuclear force > gravity :snobby:

I'm actually gonna deliver a talk about black holes next week. Creepy. :|

man you gotta love homophobic terms being used

 

i like this one better

What the fucks a meme?

ur mom is a meme

 

 

 

 

which ironically, it is.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=internet+meme

Thank you.

 

ur mom is a meme

 

 

 

 

which ironically, it is.

 

:cheesy:

GASP!

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvCZQifVM28]YouTube - Predator - Get to the chopper[/ame]

*doesn't know what to type at the moment*

Thanks for listening.

:\ ... We read it... :whistle:

put your goddamn black hole on top of your ass and fistfuck yourself. aight?

mhm

I don't appreciate this language. :|

Black Hole language?

He said the fa**** word. :shifty: :P :lol:

fabbit. master fabbit.

so why isn't the f word banned if the n word is ?