youknowiloveyouso Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 What are the funniest spam emails you have ever recieved? I just got this one to my Facebook account what's up! I am a woman!!! I like your personal profile!!! i think it's cool I've several sexy pix. i'm just desperate to show off. you interested? let me know. email me at: lovegirl2[email protected] I wouldn't answer using facebook . com Anyone interested please feel free to answer on my behalf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youknowiloveyouso Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 I also got this one from my flatmate which I found hard to understand! I would like to apologize for getting understand on me. In these days, I get the smell of smoking in night times and also now day time. I do not feel good with the smell of smoking and I can't study well due to that. I have no more place to escape from that smell. If you don't mind, I would like to apologize to give me smell free learning days. I am sure you don't mind on my request. Thank you and Have a nice X mas days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRM Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 WTF????? :borg::uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youknowiloveyouso Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 WTF????? :borg::uhoh: I knowsssss, she must've been getting off on the fumes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickle Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Cristovao. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crests Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Hahaha Laura, remember the penis enlargement conversation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youknowiloveyouso Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 Oh I get plenty of those too! Damn Gmail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MX*ColdplayObsess3d Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 This is a very straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youknowiloveyouso Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 This is a very straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange thread... Why is that so? I just thought there should be a thread for people to laugh at some of the unwanted shite that we get emailed on a day to day basis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youknowiloveyouso Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 This is a very straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange thread... Why is that so? I just thought there should be a thread for people to laugh at some of the unwanted shite that we get emailed on a day to day basis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crests Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 I don't get spam mail. :sad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youknowiloveyouso Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 You are missing out on the LOLs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crests Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 I know. :disappointed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 I have a weird friend who keeps signing me up to band newsletters (What's the online version of that called?) but not even necessarily bands I hate, just weird ones she knows I have no interest in like Stonesour, or Vampire Weekend. I still don't know why. As for random spam, can't think of much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 I had a thread a few months ago where I posted my "your bank account has been suspended" emails from banks I don't use ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youknowiloveyouso Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 I remember when I was young and naive and thought that someone had really used (obviously in my sleep) my bank card to buy jewellery but silly me give in the wrong details and they kindly wanted the right ones. I shat myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyrd Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 I work at a university where 6500 people work and then there's idiots sending a digital Christmas greeting to everyone.... that's what I call unwanted spam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy_o Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 what's up! I am a woman!!! I like your personal profile!!! i think it's cool I've several sexy pix. i'm just desperate to show off. you interested? let me know. email me at: [email protected] I wouldn't answer using facebook . com *emails* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chloe_Martin Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 wtf? this is so random Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Track Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 I keep getting this guy called Alf's junkmail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wherrwhfer Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 This douche from my school keeps sending me this shit, this one was entitled "Lack of mojo in pants.." "Whoen you caun't get a massive and solaid bone-on, oask ouur pilales fro help! Be her poteant man with ouar boner-pixlules! Wiant to be the sebt levor for any gairl? Try uor causples!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youknowiloveyouso Posted December 30, 2010 Author Share Posted December 30, 2010 I keep getting emailed entitled "Russian Girls" and apparently won some Iceland vouchers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 I always sign up for newsmail at different websites but I never read them so I guess that's like self-choosen spam :wacky: I have a weird friend who keeps signing me up to band newsletters (What's the online version of that called?) but not even necessarily bands I hate, just weird ones she knows I have no interest in like Stonesour, or Vampire Weekend. I still don't know why. As for random spam, can't think of much. How are Stonesour and Vampire Weekend weird bands? :thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Considering I don't hate them or like them, she's being ironic or something, not necessarily the bands are weird but the joke itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
66 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Lately getting several offering me discounts on a hip replacement. I might be in my 30's, but not sure I'm quite ready for any replacement parts. :-/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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