What are the funniest spam emails you have ever recieved?

 

I just got this one to my Facebook account

 

what's up! I am a woman!!!

I like your personal profile!!! i think it's cool

I've several sexy pix. i'm just desperate to show off. you interested? let me know. email me at: [email protected]

I wouldn't answer using facebook . com

 

Anyone interested please feel free to answer on my behalf.

I also got this one from my flatmate which I found hard to understand!

 

I would like to apologize for getting understand on me.

In these days, I get the smell of smoking in night times and also now day time.

I do not feel good with the smell of smoking and I can't study well due to that. I have no more place to escape from that smell.

If you don't mind, I would like to apologize to give me smell free learning days.

I am sure you don't mind on my request.

Thank you and Have a nice X mas days

WTF????? :borg::uhoh:

WTF????? :borg::uhoh:

 

I knowsssss, she must've been getting off on the fumes!

Cristovao. :lol:

Hahaha Laura, remember the penis enlargement conversation?

Oh I get plenty of those too! Damn Gmail.

This is a very straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange thread...

This is a very straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange thread...

 

Why is that so? I just thought there should be a thread for people to laugh at some of the unwanted shite that we get emailed on a day to day basis!

This is a very straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange thread...

 

Why is that so? I just thought there should be a thread for people to laugh at some of the unwanted shite that we get emailed on a day to day basis!

I don't get spam mail. :sad:

You are missing out on the LOLs

I know. :disappointed:

I have a weird friend who keeps signing me up to band newsletters (What's the online version of that called?) but not even necessarily bands I hate, just weird ones she knows I have no interest in like Stonesour, or Vampire Weekend. I still don't know why.

 

As for random spam, can't think of much.

I had a thread a few months ago where I posted my "your bank account has been suspended" emails from banks I don't use ;)

I remember when I was young and naive and thought that someone had really used (obviously in my sleep) my bank card to buy jewellery but silly me give in the wrong details and they kindly wanted the right ones. I shat myself.

I work at a university where 6500 people work and then there's idiots sending a digital Christmas greeting to everyone.... that's what I call unwanted spam.

 

what's up! I am a woman!!!

I like your personal profile!!! i think it's cool

I've several sexy pix. i'm just desperate to show off. you interested? let me know. email me at: [email protected]

I wouldn't answer using facebook . com

 

*emails*

wtf? this is so random

I keep getting this guy called Alf's junkmail.

This douche from my school keeps sending me this shit, this one was entitled "Lack of mojo in pants.."

"Whoen you caun't get a massive and solaid bone-on, oask ouur pilales fro help!

Be her poteant man with ouar boner-pixlules!

Wiant to be the sebt levor for any gairl? Try uor causples!"

I keep getting emailed entitled "Russian Girls" and apparently won some Iceland vouchers!

I always sign up for newsmail at different websites but I never read them so I guess that's like self-choosen spam :wacky:

 

I have a weird friend who keeps signing me up to band newsletters (What's the online version of that called?) but not even necessarily bands I hate, just weird ones she knows I have no interest in like Stonesour, or Vampire Weekend. I still don't know why.

 

As for random spam, can't think of much.

 

How are Stonesour and Vampire Weekend weird bands? :thinking:

Considering I don't hate them or like them, she's being ironic or something, not necessarily the bands are weird but the joke itself.

Lately getting several offering me discounts on a hip replacement. I might be in my 30's, but not sure I'm quite ready for any replacement parts. :-/