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Thread for all the Single Ladies!

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If Yossarian likes you he will put a ring on you! :laugh3:

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did I inspire this thread?

if so, I'm honored.

 

I'm a big fan of your work yossy :heart:

but thats abour rings this is just about being single with a Beyonce twist

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Stop trying to ruin the COLD GAME, Lory :angry:

 

You just lost your chance with SEXUAL YOSSARIAN

You cheater :cry:

john-barrowman-single-ladies-o.gif

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY]YouTube - Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)[/ame]

Stop trying to ruin the COLD GAME, Lory :angry:

 

You just lost your chance with SEXUAL YOSSARIAN

 

I'm not talking about me, but the thread :\

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I'm not talking about me, but the thread :\

 

why do you hate a single lady? :confused:

I hope you find nice girl intelligent

 

and you will not like all those men who think only of sex and women from all sides....... :dozey:

 

 

 

and I have just a problem with men or women who are married and from all backgrounds who do nothing for their wifes, husbands please they are married..... :angry:

 

 

I am a single girl in my life. I do not have chance........... :(

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I hope you find nice girl intelligent

 

and you will not like all those men who think only of sex and women from all sides....... :dozey:

 

 

 

and I have just a problem with men or women who are married and from all backgrounds who do nothing for their wifes, husbands please they are married..... :angry:

 

 

I am a single girl in my life. I do not have chance........... :(

 

Yossarian loves the single lady who is nice and intelligent and wears glasses and has freckles and is in the Drama societies and is really very filthy.

 

Yossarian has the problem of marriage as well, he would love to be seen with the marry but the single lady is with the what had to because she is a person of racial heritage from a separate background.

 

And if she does not want to marry Yossarian, Yossarian wishes she would stay at home, where she would not be subject to the horrors of homesickness and racism. :angry:

*waltzes in*

 

SINGLE LADY REPORTING FOR DUTY

YOU MAKE EVERYTHING SO SERIOUS LORY OMG.

 

for my age I have no more time for fun .

 

I'm sorry but I never joke when it comes to relationships and love.

 

people still believe that love should be fun.

 

today's marriages end by divorces.

what :selfishness, materialism, superficiality, and other crap.

 

I've always been true when I love, but become just slave of evil men .

 

then women who are like me does not come across people who not like love, sentiment real.

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for my age I have no more time for fun .

 

I'm sorry but I never joke when it comes to relationships and love.

 

people still believe that love should be fun.

 

today's marriages end by divorces.

what :selfishness, materialism, superficiality, and other crap.

 

I've always been true when I love, but become just slave of evil men .

 

then women who are like me does not come across people who not like love, sentiment real.

 

Yossarian never jokes when it comes to the sexual relationship of dating with the REAL WOMAN, Yossarian tries to make them feel like both a real women and a natural women, Yossarian wants her to believe she can fly and touch the sky and think about it like Michael Jordan if Yossarian is the wind beneath Michael Jordans wings.

 

DO NOT TELL YOSSARIAN HOW TO LOVE

and yet you make me laugh (which is good ;) )

 

Lory, you're never too old for fun. Seriously. Never too old to change your life either.

This thread = :wtf:

This thread = :wtf:

 

 

 

I was thinking that too.. :thinking:

and yet you make me laugh (which is good ;) )

 

Lory, you're never too old for fun. Seriously. Never too old to change your life either.

 

pff You know my soul and my life stopped in 2005.

pff You know my soul and my life stopped in 2005.

 

yer a wizard lory

pff You know my soul and my life stopped in 2005.

 

 

 

A beacon of optimism as usual.

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