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Thread for all the Single Ladies!

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or she's a vampire since 2005 ...

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just a curse called the devil, is like is like someone full of broken mirror on my face head (soulmate). and everything goes wrong in life. the bad luck follows me.

before I have my guardian angels.

my family does not talk to me. the consequent my true family wants me to leave my own house and no wants more to see me.

Curse .

A beacon of optimism as usual.

 

made me become like this. is not the same thing.

 

and more remember thread : and my real fashion ?

I responded to your reply

If Yossarian likes you he will put a ring on you! :laugh3:

 

 

people claim it's just a fun thread :inquisitive:

 

you think ?

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No, Yossarian is actually looking for a COLD WIFE.

Why not look for a hot wife, Yossi? :cheesy:

the hot girls is very modern girls think of themselves and selfish

No, Yossarian is actually looking for a COLD WIFE.

 

not know but a cold wife is the equivalent of having cold in bed and the men look for modern girls hots is strange but the reality of men.

not know but a cold wife is the equivalent of having cold in bed and the men look for modern girls hots is strange but the reality of men.
For you perhaps it's the equivalent of that, I'm sure not for Yossy. I think he means wife/woman on this board.

 

IMightBeWrong (though) ... hahaha

A cold wife? :confused:

 

I had a cold girlfriend once. But it didn't start off that way, oh no. Needless to say it didn't end well.

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Yossarian had a cold girlfriend and was verily satisfied with the results, now he wishes for a cold wife with a mutual interest in his most favored of bands, COLD GAME and the Martin.

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Don't be mad now you see that he want it.

lol @ this thread. I remember when it was said in that Chuck and Larry movie -__- GRRRR!

Yossarian had a cold girlfriend and was verily satisfied with the results, now he wishes for a cold wife with a mutual interest in his most favored of bands, COLD GAME and the Martin.

 

So I understand

you and your future wife will want as a model Martin family happy ?

 

 

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:lol: Oh the irony. :facepalm:

This is great unintentional hilarity!!!

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Lets all dance.

 

OFF WITH MARTINS HEAD

MARTIN DANCES TIL HE IS THE DEADS.

Or at least, until he falls off the stage and lands on his cushiony buttocks.

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Yossarian has depress. someone give Yossarian festive cheer?

dear Yossarian why depress ?

 

you are alone ?

 

 

but apparently everyone here is alone :(

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