My right eyeball, it's all bloodshot and feels swollen, but my left one is just fine. Owwwiiee.

Sounds like the beginning of Thomyorkyitis

Right eye, bro. RIGHT EYE.

 

Funny nonetheless.

I can't believe you know which eye of Thom's is gay.

Now that I think about it, it's not even the eye itself anyway, right? Just a bum eyelid.

 

/yes I know too much wtf is wrong with me

No.

Eye-ball aids. Makes the eye lid limp. But it's because of the gay eye ball.

I have food in my fridge but I want to eat something else.

stupidity, ignorance and degeneration of human beings. :facepalm:

Having really bad acid reflux D:

Bad comunication and when I'm telling people where to put stuff and they put where I don't want them to.

oh and coldplay.

What the fuck are they doing?

lulz^

This bitch that annoys me.

similarly to Carrie... my eye has been annoying me because the side of my eyelid keeps twitching now and then.

When your fucking neighbours listen to shit music, loudly.

When your fucking neighbours listen to shit music, loudly.

:stunned: Wow, it's kind of creepy that you said this. I had to call the police about an hour ago for the same reason. The cop car came to their house within a couple of minutes, har har hee hee screw them.

When the game I'm playing freezes up

I had plans to hang out with my brother since he's back from college and I haven't had a chance to see or talk to him in a while, but he blew me off to hang out with his friends without letting me know.

Aw, Mike that really sucks. :sad: :hug:

 

 

 

Today, one of my best friends was being a bitch to me.

And my band director gave my 2nd clarinet music for Second Suite in F (one of my favorite songs of all time) despite me being first chair. :wtf:

 

I talked to him though and he said he just didn't have any more 1st music. So I'm copying my friend's over the weekend

I had plans to hang out with my brother since he's back from college and I haven't had a chance to see or talk to him in a while, but he blew me off to hang out with his friends without letting me know.

 

Dude, my brother used to do that sort of thing ALL THE TIME when he was with his girlfriend. Mother's Day last year was the worst. He was supposed to come home with her around 1 pm. Not only was he 5 hours late, but he stayed for all of an hour before he said he had to take her back home, and he didn't come back until late, after my parents had already gone to sleep.

 

Yeah. :|

I CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT THE BANNER SAYS

 

I TURN THE MUSIC UP JIM ON A ROLL THIS TIME?????

WHAT DOES IT SAY

 

edit:i get it now

Today, one of my best friends was being a bitch to me.

 

"best friend"

 

being a bitch to you

 

 

 

* does not compute *

I CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT THE BANNER SAYS

 

I TURN THE MUSIC UP JIM ON A ROLL THIS TIME?????

WHAT DOES IT SAY

 

edit:i get it now

 

Boooo, I still don't get it. :disappointed:

Boooo, I still don't get it. :disappointed:

 

It says I turn the music up I'm on a roll this time and heaven is in sight.

OK now i get it for real

OK now i get it for real

 

What did you think it said?