This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It’s PC Magazine’s 2007 editors’ choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.

http://captainackles.tumblr.com/post/7169198993/if-you-have-ever-bled-from-your-vagina-you-need-to

I find this disturbing and funny at the same time.

I stopped reading at maxipads.

 

Any woman who wears pads instead of tampons does not deserve my time.

I find this disturbing and funny at the same time.

Yup

I find this disturbing and funny at the same time.

 

What does disturb you? :lol:

 

I stopped reading at maxipads.

 

Any woman who wears pads instead of tampons does not deserve my time.

 

Hahaha, yeah. :nice:

 

Yup

 

:wideeyed:

what did i just read :|

^I'm thinking the same :blank:

Hahaha, thanks for that! :lol:

I don't even :wtf:

 

Am I the only one who doesn't change into a complete murderous, crampy, emotional mess every month? :wtf:

I stoped there

I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads...

 

 

edit: mmm, nah, I kept reading but really?

I don't even :wtf:

 

Am I the only one who doesn't change into a complete murderous, crampy, emotional mess every month? :wtf:

 

I don't either.

‘Have a Happy Period.’

I read the title, and I just knew it was for me :wideeyed:

oh god :lol:

 

I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants.

 

The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants

great morning reading. :laugh3:

I love how she closed the letter: "Always..."

 

 

edit: Oh, and this is a nice little relevant piece from SNL

Funny letter; it's been circulating for awhile. Guess the write is real, and she did really write the letter, but think it was on an Internet site made for people to bitch about random stuff. It was never sent to P&G. It is hilarious tho.

I like the end, so true. :lol:

 

There's no such thing as a good period.

I stopped reading at maxipads.

 

Any woman who wears pads instead of tampons does not deserve my time.

 

wow.

^That snickers has a vagina.

It's true. :|

I never understood the point of that letter.

Tampons are for married ladies :disappointed:

I stopped reading at maxipads.

 

Any woman who wears pads instead of tampons does not deserve my time.

 

Agreed. Haha.

WTH :D