An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.

Consul: What is your name?

Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?

Arab: Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?

Arab: both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul: Holy cow!

Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!

Consul: Man,...isn't it hostile?

Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh...dear!

Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

 

Haha, moppen voor bij 't blokken?

Concrete canvas I'll go making my mark! Armed with the spray can soul, I'll be armed with the spray can soul!!!!!!!!!

aaaah, hyper! :dance:

I'm back in 10/15 minutes!!!!

I have to walk with the dog.. (or how do you say that?? My english is very very bad xD)

23 minutes exactly

So cold sooo cold.

 

Seriously it's really cold in my room.

Jumping around my house blasting LRLRL with a bottle of coke :D

Haha, moppen voor bij 't blokken?

 

inderdaad ^^

20 minutes ;D

Reign Of Love <3

"‎-30 minuti all'annuncio ufficiale del titolo e della copertina del quinto album dei Coldplay!"

 

Coldplayzone just posted this on FB.

Basically it means 30mins till official announcement of name and cover of the LP5!

 

So 20ish min till! I really hope this is not the false news.

NOBODY IS MAKING SENSE!

 

*LOUD NOISES* FREAKOUT

A WAAAAAAAAAAATERFALL! :dance: :wacko:

@rafael

 

HLH is soooo unbelievable amazing! Like CB but a way better and the same level of epicness as Princess of China. ;)

We're a carnival of idiotssss, waiting for an announcement! :D

It's gonna be called "Coldplay fans are the best in the world"^^

"‎-30 minuti all'annuncio ufficiale del titolo e della copertina del quinto album dei Coldplay!"

 

Coldplayzone just posted this on FB.

Basically it means 30mins till official announcement of name and cover of the LP5!

 

Well they probably got this from the same source we did, and are doing the same thing we are. :laugh3: :waffle:

SPRAY CAN SOUL!

SPRAY CAN SOUL!

 

Or.....Concrete Canvas?????????

It's gonna be called "Coldplay fans are the best in the world"^^

 

That would be a horrible title, by the way. :sneaky:

It's gonna be called "Coldplay fans are the best in the world"^^

 

:smug:

was a long and dark december...

listening to 2011 glastonbury performance of "yellow". i sang it on monday at some karaoke bar AND IT WAS AWESOME.

@rafael

 

HLH is soooo unbelievable amazing! Like CB but a way better and the same level of epicness as Princess of China. ;)

 

Someone once said: "Hurts like heaven is a lyrical orgasm". AND IT IS!

CANNOT...FALL...ASLEEP!!!!!

Questions:

1. What's your most played song on iTunes?

2. And what's your most played song by Coldplay on iTunes?

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