Guys! Look what I just found on a Justin Beiber forum.

 

I heard that Chris got abducted by aliens last year while they were in the process of recording LP5. Chris, got fucked up bad aboard the UFO.

The next morning, Chris came back into The Bakery and got everyone (including staff) to meet in a closed room discussion. Here is what Chris said in the room:

"Um.. yeah, guys. Uh, FUCK IT! We're starting this shit all over again and we're calling it Mylo Xyloto!"

There was silence in the room, until everyone bursted into cheers for Chris.

 

As this was happening, there was a knock on the door.

It was Brian Eno.

He looked mad.

Everyone suddenly exited the room and it was only Chris and Brian.

Brian approached Chris and transformed into an alien.

Alien Brian Eno then bent over and pulled something out of his arse. This was Coldplay's new record.

"Brilliant!", said Chris.

 

 

Yeah, so... I found that. Mhm.

I just reverted the vandalism. Please stop messing around now that you all proved your point.

 

Lol, "vandalism". Haha. You square! :P

 

It's a bit rich coming from someone who just spent their time trying to trick people with a fake leak video.

what about the rhianna forum thing? :thinking:

 

It's a "rumor." Who knows where it came from?

 

Would you cite a "rumor" as fact? I sure as hell wouldn't. And they may have gotten that from the Wikipedia article, too.

What i'm thinking about is who put that line about the album being leaked by EMI on the October 15, 2011 on the page? :thinking::D

What i'm thinking about is who put that the line about the album being leaked by EMI on the October 15, 2011? :thinking::D

 

Probably some random Radiohead/Muse fan who's watching this thread and laughing.

Now wiki says that the album will be leaked by emi on the 15th again......so which one of you put that there! fess up! :laugh3:

Okay, before this thread drives me into further hair-pulling insanity, I'm going to bed. I may even get six hours of sleep tonight! :dazzled:

Now wiki says that the album will be leaked by emi on the 15th again......so which one of you put that there! fess up! :laugh3:

 

They only took down the stuff they wrote. They didn't write that.

 

Also; the Rihanna forum is saying that EMI will STREAM the album on the 15th. That's far more plausible than them LEAKING the album on the 15th. One is a promotional stunt that may work to gather excitement, and one is throwing away their money.

 

To be honest, I think the thing on the Rihanna forum is probably a load of garbage too, but it is actually possible.. very slightly. But there is no way in hell EMI will actually leak the album for free download a few days before release.

Probably some random Radiohead/Muse fan who's watching this thread and laughing.

 

hahah lmao!

how in the hell did this thread grow to nearly 200 pages (like..up 100+ in a day?!) all this college work talk makes me wanna do my college work too! Damn!

They only took down the stuff they wrote. They didn't write that.

 

Also; the Rihanna forum is saying that EMI will STREAM the album on the 15th. That's far more plausible than them LEAKING the album on the 15th. One is a promotional stunt that may work to gather excitement, and one is throwing away their money.

 

To be honest, I think the thing on the Rihanna forum is probably a load of garbage too, but it is actually possible.. very slightly. But there is no way in hell EMI will actually leak the album for free download a few days before release.

 

no i remember, someone had erased it a few minutes ago and now its back up

no i remember, someone had erased it a few minutes ago and now its back up

 

Dude, that doesn't mean anything.

 

Why don't you just calm down and think. Tell me, why would EMI release the album for free before the release date?

 

That's like me saving my money for years and years to open a jet ski shop. My jet ski shop opens on the 10th of December, and everyone is very excited and can't wait to buy my jet skis. People can't wait to spend their money in my shop and make me rich! But, on the 5th of december, I open the doors for five days and let people take whatever they want for free.

 

Would that make sense?

ugh guys stop messing with it

Weird when the tracklist was first released I didnt think UFO would be that great strictly based on the name yet everything I have read on it makes it out to be one of the best songs on the album. I cant wait to hear it!

Dude, that doesn't mean anything.

 

Why don't you just calm down and think. Tell me, why would EMI release the album for free before the release date?

 

That's like me saving my money for years and years to open a jet ski shop. My jet ski shop opens on the 10th of December, and everyone is very excited and can't wait to buy my jet skis. People can't wait to spend their money in my shop and make me rich! But, on the 5th of december, I open the doors for five days and let people take whatever they want for free.

 

Would that make sense?

 

I absolutely LOVE that analogy :D

still no leak!? dang it!

still no leak!? dang it!

 

i know!!!!! ugh

I just checked the Wikipedia page and it says that EMI pushed back the release date to early November. :bigcry: WHY WOULD EMI DO THAT TO US, THE GREATEST FANS OF THE GREATEST BAND IN HISTORY? :bigcry:

I just checked the Wikipedia page and it says that EMI pushed back the release date to early November. :bigcry: WHY WOULD EMI DO THAT TO US, THE GREATEST FANS OF THE GREATEST BAND IN HISTORY? :bigcry:

 

You're funny. :laugh3:

 

When I see your name as the last commenter on something, I know it's going to be cynical and probably hilarious. FYI.

Dude, that doesn't mean anything.

 

Why don't you just calm down and think. Tell me, why would EMI release the album for free before the release date?

 

That's like me saving my money for years and years to open a jet ski shop. My jet ski shop opens on the 10th of December, and everyone is very excited and can't wait to buy my jet skis. People can't wait to spend their money in my shop and make me rich! But, on the 5th of december, I open the doors for five days and let people take whatever they want for free.

 

Would that make sense?

 

Good analogy. But I can't help but focus on one little part..

 

Living in the northern hemisphere, jet skis are close to the bottom of the list of priorities on the 10th of December.

Good analogy. But I can't help but focus on one little part..

 

Living in the northern hemisphere, jet skis are close to the bottom of the list of priorities on the 10th of December.

 

Well let's pretend I'm an Australian businesswoman.

Well let's pretend I'm an Australian businesswoman.

 

We're not really into jet ski's in summer. We just enjoy the casual ride on our kangaroos once in a while.

EDIT: Already posted earlier. My bad.

We're not really into jet ski's in summer. We just enjoy the casual ride on our kangaroos once in a while.

 

:laugh3:

We're not really into jet ski's in summer. We just enjoy the casual ride on our kangaroos once in a while.

 

:laugh3: