you don't wanna get off your arse to go pee :/

the remote batteries are dead and you won't get up to change the channel...so you watch soap operas all day :stunned:

you are hungr and you son't want to go downstairs to eat, so you stay for the whole day without proper food!

im lazy right now..i have to pee so bad and im not going!!

ha.. and you just told me that..

 

um you know you're lazy when.. that pencil is like 3 cms away from your fingertips but you dont bother to exert yourself and stretch just a little more..

 

or you know youre lazy when you think holding a cup to drink is so much more tiring than sipping through a straw (you dont need to hold anything)

 

you know youre lazy when your dog is trying to kill you and youve just been disturbed from your slumber but you dont bother to defend yourself (sweet sleepin)

:lol: I know how you feel

hahaha ohh that was good

when...

After a car ride, opening the door and walking into the house would be so much harder than simply sitting there.

you know youre lazy when your hands smell like ass but youve just found such a comfortable position to lie down in... and you dont bother to wash them

when you are absolutely freezing you and the window in open like 1 metre from you and you won't close it! :lol: ( It could be hot then!)

u can't type full words.................

 

 

or sentences 4 that matter

you have homework but you don't actually do it untill the day it's atually due. haha i do that so often.

you have math homework but you dont do it cuz your band practices for 2 hours instead!!!

oh man

i love being in a band

i'm just lazy. :dozey:

wasn't there a thing where ginger posted a 'device' that lets you pee whilst on the computer

haha

that thing was kinda sick. man a true lazy man's gizmo

yeah that had a thing like taht on the simpsons

homer invented a recliner that was a toilet as well

ha

omg, how can a recliner be a toilet at the same time?? wouldn't you ruin the leather?

there was like a whole in it

haha

you would think it would smell at the same time

keep you warm during the winter though eh?

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwww sicko!!

 

:o

 

I would NOT want to fall in that hole!

oh man

that would be so unsanitary :stunned:

leave it to the simpsons to think of that stuff

i do that all the time :stunned: :lol: but then i usually forget about it.

 

 

well then again i do have to go like every 15 minutes :lol: :blush:

when your alarm goes off on your day off but you wont sit up to turn it off, you just lie there and listen to the buzzer

i don't even have an alarm. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

i think you know when your lazy when your hungry but too lazy to go get something or cook. :D i've gone a day without eating because i didn't want to get up :angry: :snore:

I DO THAT ALL THE TIME! no wonder im so thin