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Para, para, parody!!! (VIDEO IN 1ST POST! Pai's song on page 3)

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Let's get one thing clear - I actually really like Paradise, so this isn't meant to be taken seriously. I just thought this would be fun. :P

 

Edit: Thanks to Pai for the marvelous vocals!

 

Parachutes (2.0)

 

When the decade was young

We discovered a beautiful song

A walk alone down a beach

A single from a masterpiece

 

It was para, para, parachutes

Para, para, parachutes

Para, para, parachutes

Wonderful, a great debut

 

Then for reasons we don’t understand

We fell in love with the band

From “A Rush of Blood to the Head”

To “Viva or Death and All of His Friends”

 

But something happened, something changed them

They sold out for the radio

Now their star is fading

You can pander to the public if you choose

But the rest of us remember the real you

 

We’ll dream of parachutes

Para, para, parachutes

Para, para, parachutes

Oooh, oooh

 

We’ll dream of parachutes

Para, para, parachutes

Para, para, parachutes

Oooh, oooh

 

Oh Coldplay, you are not the band we knew

But singing ouuut, “the stars will always shine for you..."

 

We'll dream of parachutes

Para, para, parachutes

Para, para, parachutes

Oooh, oooh

 

Remember parachutes

Para, para, parachutes

Para, para, parachutes

Oooh, oooh

 

We’ll dream of parachutes

Para, para, parachutes

Para, para, parachutes

Oooh, oooh

 

 

EDIT:

Here's the youtube video! :dance:

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ttmViGCpc0]Coldplaying - Parachutes 2.0 aka Para Para Parody (Official) - YouTube[/ame]

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Wow this is so genius and the title made me laugh. Great!

ME ME ME ME ME.

it's better than actual track :D

if they release another shit single we'll have a new EP :awesome: (if we count the awesome ETIAW parody)

:clap:

 

The para-para thing just lends itself perfectly to parody.

how did they sell out tp radio??? yellow became huge.. on the radio? if it wasnt for the radio playing yellow would coldplay be this big? probably not

ME ME ME ME ME.
:dance: :dance: :dance:

Please do it!! :awesome:

Wow this much more meaningful than the actual song!

 

Nicely done heheh :shy:

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how did they sell out tp radio??? yellow became huge.. on the radio? if it wasnt for the radio playing yellow would coldplay be this big? probably not

 

Well theoretically, they "sold out" because they traded real instruments for synthesizers, overdubs and overproduction to appeal to an even more mainstream audience. In other words, they compromised everything that made them "Coldplay" (their stripped down, piano-driven "raw" sound) in favor of more polished and arguably less emotional/"real" releases.

 

Like I said though, this is pretty much a joke. I actually really like Paradise.

^ Thanks :lol:

 

That's just how I cope with the new songs, I don't write comments, I draw them LOL.

Thanks Ian!

Videos like the one you linked to make me hope for lots and lots and lots of acoustic concerts.

Now that would be something I'd really try to get tickets for!

 

Violet, was that a yes? :dance: :wink3: :bomb:

Make sure Rihanna does the backing vocals.

Wow this much more meaningful than the actual song!

 

Nicely done heheh :shy:

 

 

 

 

Loving your user GIF :P

Violet, was that a yes? :dance: :wink3: :bomb:

 

Yes. It will be a few days, but I'll do it. Shoot, I did the ETIAW parody. Why not this one? :D

Hey Lore, remember when you posted this in the ETIAW parody thread?

 

aww Violet :nice:

 

now I kind of want to listen another bad coldplay song so someone will write a parody for you to sing :blush:

 

Your dream is coming true. :blush:

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