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I am the close personal friend of Martin, ask me anything.

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Are you on drugs?
Probably not. That's just how he is.
Martin's most feared of endurances is his constant petitioning for fair trade, I say to Martin once "Martin my good friend, don't you know that the best bands do not mix their political messages and their music?", he says "Handsome and clever Yossarian, I know you are wise beyond your years, but you must know that this is important to me", I say "Martin what is a fair trade?", and he say "Brown sugar is equal to white sugar. That is fairness".

 

Looking back now it is only recently I realised what wise sage Martin meant.

 

Sounds reasonable to me.

Dear Yossarian,

 

have you ever asked Chris or do you want to ask Chris how to get a hottie like Gwyneth? I am female but still wondering, because men, she's hot! How did he hook up with her?

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Skinny Gwyn as he calls her was an easy conquest for Martin, he seduced her with his knowledge of fine ales and IMF policy circa 2005. They are also both vegans and nudists which is good for them, and their mutual religious beliefs provide the points of talking and enable them a solid foundation on which to raise their fruit children.

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