September 19, 201114 yr I am a good friend of Martin but I am not in the position to make demands of him or phone his house to ask some questions, but we often sometimes go to the public house for a swift half and I discuss his musical career and poetry with him, as well as ask him how his wife is good now? But yes you may ask me questions and I will tell you what Martin had instructed retroactively pertaining to the issues you raise, or if you make a really good question cake I will ask it to Martin! :D To prove I am the closest personal friend to Martin here is a picture of me and Martin, and I have asked Martin to verify this on his Twitter! :) http://a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/129/e70beb0b96ae4359a82eba5af841ddc2/l.jpg Ask away my cold friends!
September 19, 201114 yr when I saw the title of this thread I thought that Coldplayer1317 created it :|
September 19, 201114 yr Author It is going well thank you Yossarian is still at the educational institution of Kent where he study for God and religion, he also has the job now so he is full time educated and part time employed, such the grown up is humble and beautiful Yossarian, in many ways he is like the character of Amelie from the film of the same name.
September 20, 201114 yr Author One day me and my good friend Martin were sipping the champagne in the beer garden of fanciful hotel, I say "My good friend Martin, do you think success has changed you as a man?", he say "Yossarian I am who I am, and though I enjoy to endure all the cocaine and love sellers I want, I also like to go home with my kids and play monopoly", I say "Christov Martin, is this the new monopoly or old monopoly?", he says it is Simpsons monopoly.
September 20, 201114 yr One day me and my good friend Martin were sipping the champagne in the beer garden of fanciful hotel, I say "My good friend Martin, do you think success has changed you as a man?", he say "Yossarian I am who I am, and though I enjoy to endure all the cocaine and love sellers I want, I also like to go home with my kids and play monopoly", I say "Christov Martin, is this the new monopoly or old monopoly?", he says it is Simpsons monopoly. Hahahahaahhahahahahhaahhaha!!!!
September 20, 201114 yr Which is more difficult for the Martin to endure, the cocaine or the love sellers?
September 20, 201114 yr Author Martin's most feared of endurances is his constant petitioning for fair trade, I say to Martin once "Martin my good friend, don't you know that the best bands do not mix their political messages and their music?", he says "Handsome and clever Yossarian, I know you are wise beyond your years, but you must know that this is important to me", I say "Martin what is a fair trade?", and he say "Brown sugar is equal to white sugar. That is fairness". Looking back now it is only recently I realised what wise sage Martin meant.
September 20, 201114 yr Martin's most feared of endurances is his constant petitioning for fair trade, I say to Martin once "Martin my good friend, don't you know that the best bands do not mix their political messages and their music?", he says "Handsome and clever Yossarian, I know you are wise beyond your years, but you must know that this is important to me", I say "Martin what is a fair trade?", and he say "Brown sugar is equal to white sugar. That is fairness". Looking back now it is only recently I realised what wise sage Martin meant. Are you on drugs?
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