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The sex test...

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7 people!

 

0 of them will be female

3 of them will be male

And you will actually love 2 of them!

You have a 36% chance of dying during sex.

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6 whole people... w00t :rolleyes:

 

And you'll first have sex at age 17,

in the backseat of a car.

You are 27% sexy.

 

6 will be female

0 will be male

*I'd like to point out at this time that I am NOT a lesbian*

And you will actually love 2 of them!

Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship.

 

:stunned: :wink3:

2 more years :wink3:

lol!!! HOLY SHIT, I SUCK! hahaha

 

"Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

 

1 person!

 

And you'll first have sex at age 21,

in your own bed.

You are 17% sexy."

Awww. That's so sad. That's alright, when I was thirteen they said I'd sleep with a girl and lose my virginity at 20. And that I wouldn't love her. Yeah.

Valleyboy, I got the same results, exept that I will first have sex at age 19 :sneaky:

6 whole people... w00t :rolleyes:

 

And you'll first have sex at age 17,

in the backseat of a car.

You are 27% sexy.

 

6 will be female

0 will be male

*I'd like to point out at this time that I am NOT a lesbian*

And you will actually love 2 of them!

Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship.

 

:stunned: :wink3:

 

Sorry, sweetheart. No males alowed... or something.

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

6 people!

 

 

0 of them will be female

5 of them will be male

And you will actually love 3 of them!

Based on your answers, there's a good change that someone your know secretly wants you.

 

Reeeeeeally??? *opens her eyes*

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6 whole people... w00t :rolleyes:

 

And you'll first have sex at age 17,

in the backseat of a car.

You are 27% sexy.

 

6 will be female

0 will be male

*I'd like to point out at this time that I am NOT a lesbian*

And you will actually love 2 of them!

Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship.

 

:stunned: :wink3:

 

 

Sorry, sweetheart. No males alowed... or something.

 

:lol:

"Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

 

1 person!

 

And you'll first have sex at age 21,

in your own bed.

You are 17% sexy."

 

dude i got 1 person too

except im fucking 6% sexy

 

this test is gay

it dropped my self esteem so much :embarrased:

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It didn't do myself esteem any good, considering that I don't have any...

Aaaaw! Hunniiiiiies!! It's just a test, forget about it. What do they know anyway?

 

Those people are the ones who spend their life making stupid tests. :rolleyes:

 

:D :D :kiss:

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

 

 

4 people!

 

0 of them will be female

4 of them will be male

And you will actually love 2 of them!

You have a 36% chance of dying during sex.

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How come it never gave me the percentage of dying during sex... Maybe I don't have one... :D :P

It didn't give me that either.

Instead, I got "Also, many women actually find you attractive."

did you two scroll down all the way to view the other results? :huh:

holy crap, 36 more women, 9 of which I'll actually love...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol, nah, just kidding.... Spark Tests are a load of crap anyway, they're only there to make people feel bad about themselves... Like for instance, it says I'm 30% sexy, when I've lived my life thinking I was 31% sexy... Man, was I ever wrong *hangs head*

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Haha, it actually made me feel better about myself...with the results I had anyways, because they were quite shocking to me, considering I have 0 self esteem. Even though like you said, they are a load of crap..

Thespark always makes me feel bad about myself. If you are or at any point in your life have been, "promiscuous," do not go anywhere near the slut test or the purity test. Mmm-hmm.

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

 

 

18 people!

 

Including the 14 you've already had sex with,

that makes 4 new lovers! You are 42% sexy.

7 people!

 

0 of them will be female

3 of them will be male

And you will actually love 2 of them!

You have a 36% chance of dying during sex.

 

How can it be 7, when you have 3 males an 0 females...... :lol:

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

 

 

24 people!

*that's all? :/ *

The info on your 14 sex partner

14 of them will be male

And you will actually love 1 of them!

You have an untapped source of sexual energy.

i already know that :sneaky:

and i'm 60%sexy :sneaky:

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