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YOUR NIPPLES ARE GOING TO FALL OFF!!!

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So many people smoke yet I've never known anybodies nipples to fall off.

My nipples have been butchered anyway and I don't even smoke. Oh well.

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Please, elaborate to all of us as to why your nipples are butchered.

 

Actually don't.

I don't think so. Some people are rightfully self-conscious about their boobs. Not that I'm saying they should be, but...ya know. It's not a ridiculous request to want to have normal looking boobs. ;_;

 

True. :nod:

 

 

Although I think if I was you I'd be more worried about getting a screwed up boob job than anything else. :|

^ never take any crap from anyone!

 

Except if you're a Japanese businessman. ;)

 

*Drawn Together reference.

Arguably, that's a way more awkward thing to say than asking me for my name.

 

But you're welcome. ?

 

Yeah.

 

Please accept my apology. I have a bad habit of not thinking things out before I say them. I really wasn't intending on being that weird. :bigcry:

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Please accept my apology. I have a bad habit of not thinking things out before I say them. I really wasn't intending on being that weird. :bigcry:

 

You're fine. I was being sarcastic! Don't be so hard on yourself.

Too late. :tongue:

 

No, really. People have been telling me that for years. It's better, but it's still a work in progress.

 

Also, I still have problems detecting certain sarcastic comments, especially when it's said through text. I really should know better by now.

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The internets are hard.

It only states that they'll fall off if you get a breast lift, therefore most of us are pretty safe to smoke.

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It only states that they'll fall off if you get a breast lift, therefore most of us are pretty safe to smoke.

 

If that's what you want to believe. Enjoy your life sans-nipple.

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This article feels rather sensationalised

"I’ve seen it before." - It's amazing how anyone can write online articles about bullsh*t......

 

My personal highlight from the article though was "Purple is the precursor to black. Black is the precursor to falling off."

Such a profound piece of knowledge!!

And you should call me Brent. Baw8cc is a name given to me by my school for my email account. I just made it my name on here, so that I would remember. I was lurking for years, but when ETIAW was released they made it so you had to have an account to get on the boards, so I made this one. I didn't intend on talking a lot.

 

And I'm stuck with a stupid name on here.

 

But my real name is Brent, which is equally stupid kind of. It means "climbing up a big hill" or something like that. WTF?

 

Oh wow, I finally know your IRL name, and I didn't even have to ask. SCHWEET. :awesome:

 

(Sorry if that sounded awkward. I just feel weird asking for people's names.)

 

BUT YEAH. Great. :cheesy:

 

Arguably, that's a way more awkward thing to say than asking me for my name.

 

But you're welcome. ?

 

Yeah.

 

Please accept my apology. I have a bad habit of not thinking things out before I say them. I really wasn't intending on being that weird. :bigcry:

 

lol this is hilarious

Just dont smoke period :lol:

 

Dude! :stunned: U mean like a used tampon or what? :shocked2:

:facepalm: period = "." meaning "in the first place"

Use a "," once in a while before facepalming.

 

Touché! :charming:

 

:D

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