I probably shouldn't be saying this, but............

 

I stole a urine test from his Doc, PM me for offers/DNA validity/any under the table deals

 

 

;)

I think I can get DNA from nails, so fuck yeah! :stunned: Contact me via private message.

 

Kick me out of Jedi academy will you? No way man, this DNA is all mine :phu:

:laugh3:

 

You ARE a groupie whether you're willing to admit it or not. :P

 

.

 

Everyone says I'm a stupid groupie slut, in real live not a fangirl. then admit what ? :shrug:

 

Then move forces, Moses found the HolyGround and now advance and will seek his friend Jesus who is not dead. all is clear in the Bible for Christmas. :book2:

 

 

really Now more seriously do not see the point of having underwear of celebrities :thinking:

What I find most offensive is that you'd think that you came here thinking: 'aah some of those creeps on this forum will be crazy enough to buy this from me'.

While actually, you are the creeps..

Haha.

 

Dude, look at your life, look at your choices!

 

hahaha! this just made my day...i swear! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

What could be next, the morning paper, doggie poops, halloween pumpkins. :lol: Please tell me you won't. :thinking:

I will pay you $7,000,000 dollars for that branch. :nod:

Here it is!!

 

 

 

dafuq

Okay guys, here is the thing.

 

It is unimaginable how honored we feel after 3 pages of this thread.

"The Creepiest Thing 2012" - That is fantastic! Thank you so much.

 

You convinced us, that this tree is more than just a dry thing and

for this reason we think eBay wouldn't be the right place to be.

 

We also say thanks a lot for all the members, they spend their lifetime

thinking, speaking, writing and philosophizing about this small branchlet

with the silver ribbon on it.

 

WELL DONE!

 

wuh?

wuh?

 

wat. da. fuck.

Seriously? - It's a tree. :blank:

Ok,I think we officially need a ''creepiest post of the year'' category for next year, because we have a winner :stunned::stunned::stunned: (I sure hope that I will not read something more creepy in the year to come...)

 

:nod:

Hey there,

 

About two weeks ago I visited London with a friend of mine. We have also been at Chris' House in Camden just to have a look where he lives. Immediately after we arrived at the house the door opened suddenly and two workers came out with Chris' Christmas Tree. They were about to put it in a big van in front of the house. We kindly asked for a piece of the tree and a ribbon. We got one each.

Now we thought to give other Coldplay fans the opportunity to internalise this very special memorabilia.

We're thinking about to put it on eBay tomorrow evening.

We see that this sounds very strange and possibly unreliable. But it is NO FAKE and we've got a picture with the box of the tree in front of his house seen below.

 

There will be two auctions starting tomorrow evening on eBay with more pictures. Links are coming.

 

 

 

 

Sick. :angry: