The rules are simple everybody adds a line that has link to the previous post in order to make a full joke,so it will be a whole joke made by users,if you think the joke is over add "ba dum tsss" in the comment,3 comments that contain "ba dum tss" from different users puts an end to the joke ;the last one that posted starts a new line. Lets go with the first line

 

 

.... So a Chris Martin once walks into a bar..

 

badum tssss

 

 

okay no ummm...

 

and in the bar he saw a man and half of his head was an orange.

 

 

so Chris asks him " why isn't it all yellow ? "

and the guy replies: "eh.. most people ask why half of my head is an orange.."

The only place in nature where you can find fluffy orange hair on an orangatang and Donald Trumps head

and the guy replies: "eh.. most people ask why half of my head is an orange.."

 

bartender : ever considered peeling it off and eat it ?

The man replies, "Nah, I've never found cannibalism to be very a-peel-ing"

Donald Trump might be president. Are you sure you won't reconsider ?