It also said in this weeks Heat that Chris stopped a fan taking a picture of him and Gwyneth with their camera phone. Gwyneth felt bad and signed a piece of paper for him then MADE Chris AND Will, Guy and Jonny sign it too!! :stunned:

 

As Chandler would say "Woopah" :whip:

^^^^^ :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: wha???????? :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

I know...it's all so weird.

 

*remembers the old days*

indeed it is weird.....what the hell is happening to him??????? :stunned: :huh: :stunned:

He's getting paranoid and weird...I can see him turning into a hermit or something. I think he 's just majorly freaked out about this paparazzi thing.

 

There is an obvious solution to his problem, however it would mean he'd only get to see his kid at weekends!

yeah, but imagine how he is gonna get whenever one of the paparazzi takes a picture of his son! He is gonna SNAP! :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

I know - especially when he's old enough to be recognised!! :stunned:

heh! Poor Chris....he can either get better or worse........ :stunned: :/ :stunned:

Hopefully Gwynnie will whip him into shape!

 

Isn't funny how we both called the kid 'he' - I just get the feeling it's a boy!

yeah......... I didn't noticed that! :lol: :lol:

 

 

If she doesn't put him in shape, we will! :lol: :D :D :D ;)

:whip: I'd be glad to :dozey:

I've already determined that Chris has gone a little psychotic.

 

That's nice that Gwyneth did that... :/

He is going a little mad yeah!

 

Might make for an interesting third album though!

Oh yeah, all the good artists go somewhat crazy. It's what makes them creative.

The paranoia will just keep Chris sharp.

Yeah...on previous albums he was alone and miserable so he wrote well.

 

Now he's married and pregnant ( :P ) it's good he has something else to prevent the laziness that comes with contentment!

lol i liked the McD's comments :P

maybe he should be an anciant history teacher :idea2:

 

then maybe i wouldn't hate it so much. :dozey:

 

i can't wait until the third album. even if everyone else thinks it's crap i'll still probably be in love with it :P

Oh yeah, all the good artists go somewhat crazy. It's what makes them creative.

The paranoia will just keep Chris sharp.

 

 

hmmmmmmmmmmm :/

It will...we can't have him be ultra happy otherwise the next album would be all flowers and candy canes!

i happen to like flowers and candy canes.

Me too, but an album full of flowers and candy canes would be released by Hilary Duff or Kelly Clarkson.

 

Coldplay are neither of these!!! :dozey:

Me too, but an album full of flowers and candy canes would be realised by Hilary Duff or Kelly Clarkson.

 

Coldplay are neither of these!!! :dozey:

 

and i'm glad of it. :P

 

yeah, chris needs to be sad to write some of those awesome songs.

Ugh look how I spelt released...stupid me!!! *edits*

 

Yeah, most of the best songs come from misery, sad but true :/ :stunned:

Ugh look how I spelt released...stupid me!!! *edits*

 

Yeah, most of the best songs come from misery, sad but true :/ :stunned:

 

hahaha i still have it spelt the wrong way in my quote :P

I know...stupid me :rolleyes:

he did it again???

 

triple roll eyes!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

this thread is funny...the paranoia continues

 

I would love to see him working at mcdonald's! :lol: