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Maturity: Signs You're Getting Older

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I had a few grey hairs at 19, just as i started uni, i put them down to stress, not had any since....and i still think im starting to go bald, seems thinner :(

I have more than one grey hair, but seeing that when I wasn't wearing the glasses was like... aaaaaaargh!!!

 

And my hairdresser told me it's something hereditary. So we can't do anything. Well, just dying... :/

it's a problems with melanin gene expression :dozey:

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Grey like the day my love want away?

And no word that I cast could entice her to stay?

Grey like the sky that enveloped my eyes

At the time when the chimes fell in vain from the skies?

Grey like the dress that she wears in my mind

At the church where our nuptials are now intertwined

With the regret of a life lost to hopeless regret?

I say that grey will get the best of me yet.

sign i'm getting older: creaky knee :stunned:

 

Ive got one of those and im in my teens :stunned:

a song again... :confused:

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nope. not a song :embarrased:

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made it up right now. wasn't trying to be fancy about it. it just rhymes.

what an inspiration....

But the worst, guys, THE WORST was when, a few years ago, a child in the underground told me: 'Sorry, madam, what time is it?'

 

MADAM, MADAM!!?? I was in my early 20's!! I showed him my worst look and he was like :confused:

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hee hee ... don't worry about it, vanessa. you're beautiful.

A beautiful old woman... :P

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A beautilful, young vixen

And there was one of these episodes last Christmas...

 

I was in a pub with a mate and there was a bunch of teenagers (around 18) in the closest table. A girl told me:

- Sorry, madam, could you lend me a lighter?

- Whaaaat? What have you said?

- Eeerm, if you could lend me the lighter...

- Do you know how old am I?

- :stunned: What?

- I'm just 26, I'm not a madam!!! Don't tell me madam!!!

- Sorry...

- Aaaah, it's ok... and keep the lighter!!

 

My mate told me I seemed a psicokiller!! :lol: :lol:

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:lol:

 

Don't worry about it, hunny. Those kids don't matter.

Am old. Am oldest here. But don't care cos have young outlook and don't wear tweedy skirts and flat sensible shoes. Have bought bike and will be fit hereafter. :P :D

 

But still finding damn grey hairs damn :rolleyes:

Yeah, I suppose youth is in the mind, not in the ID document...

But the worst, guys, THE WORST was when, a few years ago, a child in the underground told me: 'Sorry, madam, what time is it?'

 

MADAM, MADAM!!?? I was in my early 20's!! I showed him my worst look and he was like :confused:

 

:lol: I TELL EVERYONE WOMAN OR MAN I ADRRESS TO (AND DON'T KNOW) LIKE THAT :D

I have more signs, more signs... I think I'm obsessed!!

 

- When all your friends around are moving/getting married/having children. Two of them are gonna turn into 30 this month!! :stunned:

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