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I have a pet squirrel

Sweet One
in The Lounge

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It's true. He lives right by my window and stares into my room sometimes. It's a pervert squirrel.

 

*shouts at window* PERV!!!

 

It's really annoying. It sometimes scratches on the glass at night and it's mucho annoying. Does anybody have any suggestions on how to get rid of this pervert sitting by my window? Thanks. :)

:lol: :lol: :lol: Open your window and knock it off the ledge :stunned: :idea2: ....j/k

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close your curtains!

 

I do! But they're kinda sheer-ish and i can see his shadow!!

 

how about egg sandwiches

 

egg sandwiches? what will that do?

 

Open your window and knock it off the ledge ....j/k

 

I'm trying to avoid causing any physical harm b/c the rest of his perverted family might come and get me. :D

:idea2: yeah good thinking! :stunned:

FEED HIM! SQUIRRELS ARE ADORABLE!! :nice:

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But if i feed him....he'll stay!! And i want him to leave.

 

Come to think of it..yesterday evening when it was looking through the window..it was scary as hell! LOL! it's like i have a little stalker.

AHHHH POISON HIM!!!

I ASURE YOU HE WON'T WANT TO STAY!!! :D

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no thats me!

 

hahahaha...it was??? Wow! I have terrible eyes than! You looked strangely like a squirrel! :lol:

:lol:

 

he's after your nuts :stunned:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

hahahaha.....good one simon! LOL!

It's true. He lives right by my window and stares into my room sometimes. It's a pervert squirrel.

 

*shouts at window* PERV!!!

 

It's really annoying. It sometimes scratches on the glass at night and it's mucho annoying. Does anybody have any suggestions on how to get rid of this pervert sitting by my window? Thanks. :)

 

 

may be it's your lover from some past incarnation! :stunned:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

u should feed it some nuts and etc.! :D :P

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may be it's your lover from some past incarnation!

 

that would be freaky.

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hahahah..ok..i will do that... :lol: :lol: :lol: :sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky:

the passion....the love....the romance....it doesn't die in one life...it goes on...and on...it's love on Eveready Batteries! :stunned:

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are they?? hahaha..you better not be lying Ian or i'll get my cane and give you a nice whack. :angry: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hold a quadruple barrel shotgun against the shadow of the window, and screw that motherfucker up beyond recognition. :stunned:

 

Oh wait, its an actual squirrel. Give him peanuts and call him Pete.

 

Awww :kiss:

how about a nice twelve bore shotgun that would do the trick !

 

no but seriously , try sprinkling Pepper on your window ledge that should keep the pesky little rodent away :lol:

good luck laura

 

 

HTTT :sneaky:

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