musiclover Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ || | B e e r T r u c k | ||'""|""\__,_ | _____________ l ||__|__|___|)~~| (@! )'! (@)"""""**|(@)(@)****|(@) 16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK... 01. It's an incentive to show up. 02. It leads to more honest communications. 03. It reduces complaints about low pay. 04. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear. 05. It encourages car pooling. 06. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care. 07. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 08. It makes fellow employees look better. 09. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar. 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas. 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break. 15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up. 16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross. Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends! |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ || | B e e r T r u c k | ||'""|""\__ | _____________ l ||__|__|___|)""| (@! )'! (@)"""""**|(@)(@)****|(@) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 26, 2004 Author Share Posted March 26, 2004 :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manders Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 beer is disgusting. thats why ill never get drunk i cant stomach the shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewel Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 what about the "none" option? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 26, 2004 Author Share Posted March 26, 2004 you can get drunk on any number of things :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 26, 2004 Author Share Posted March 26, 2004 what about the "none" option? :confused: none is not an option when the question is about the type of beer! :lol: :wink3: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 26, 2004 Author Share Posted March 26, 2004 :wink3: :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manders Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 liquor and beer taste horrid there :P :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewel Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 tea rocks my socks :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 26, 2004 Author Share Posted March 26, 2004 wine! :idea2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Not beer for me, my stomach can't stand it, but hail vodka!!! And the 16 reasons are hilarious!! I always thought in these advantages. I'll take some smirnoff ice next monday when I go to work :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 26, 2004 Author Share Posted March 26, 2004 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: why are some folks not seeing the point of this thread...which is the 16 reasons joke... :dozey: :angry: thanks Nonita! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: why are some folks not seeing the point of this thread...which is the 16 reasons joke... :dozey: :angry: thanks Nonita! :cool: Aaaaaaaaaw I like when you call me Nonita and nonilicious... :blush: Do you think I should get some whisky before ask my boss for some holidays? The reason 2 says alcohol eads to more honest communications... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marie Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Beer is disguisting. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 26, 2004 Author Share Posted March 26, 2004 :lol: :lol: Noni I am not responsible if you ask your boss and then get fired! :sneaky: :P :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 But reason 11 says that salary negotiations are a lot more profitable, so maybe I could get a good compensation... :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 I'm currently tucking into an ice cold bottle of fosters ice people :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 26, 2004 Author Share Posted March 26, 2004 hahahah may be so, Nonitaaaaa! Ian, I never tried Fosters yet. How is it? :cool: I've got Sam Adams Light at home this week :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Who wants beer when you have a yummy smirnoff ice, gaaaaah! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 26, 2004 Author Share Posted March 26, 2004 hahahah that's a girl's drink! all those malt beverages! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 :D Indeed! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 I also can drink double whisky without ice in a big glass, and that's a man's drink!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Wow..that kinda drink would take the roof of my mouth off! :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 I don't know if I would be able to drink it but I just wanted to seem a hard girl... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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