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01. It's an incentive to show up.

02. It leads to more honest communications.

03. It reduces complaints about low pay.

04. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.

05. It encourages car pooling.

06. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

07. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

08. It makes fellow employees look better.

09. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.


Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!


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Not beer for me, my stomach can't stand it, but hail vodka!!!


And the 16 reasons are hilarious!! I always thought in these advantages.

I'll take some smirnoff ice next monday when I go to work :D

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:rolleyes: :rolleyes:


why are some folks not seeing the point of this thread...which is the 16 reasons joke... :dozey: :angry:



thanks Nonita! :cool:


Aaaaaaaaaw I like when you call me Nonita and nonilicious... :blush:


Do you think I should get some whisky before ask my boss for some holidays? The reason 2 says alcohol eads to more honest communications... :D

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