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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..

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WAH!!!!!!!!!!!:dead: I KNOW!!!! he humped that bass SO FUCKING MUCH!!!! Most of the time i couldnt even take a pic or record it bc i was too fucking mesmerized!!! :dead:

 

I'm bringing a step ladder with me next time he is bass humping at the end of the stage, and im gonna crawl up it and nuzzle my face in his crotch while he does it :bomb: :sweatdrop: :dead: [/superperv]

 

DIES DIES DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dead:

 

hahaha liz you are too funny and cute! but i agree with Jenn...GET IT GIRL! esp. at ur next concert :sneaky:

 

WOOHOO GO GET IT LIZ :whip: !! It's getting hotter in here :sweatdrop:

 

yeah, it's pretty much turned into an inferno! :wink3:

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*sticks Lauren, Lauren, Jenn, and Laura all into my viva bag......hides the rest of you with my sign.................*

 

 

 

I dont mean to post my own video just bc i took it but seriously i have watched it over and over again and Glass of Water has a whole new meaning for me now :sneaky:

 

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OMG I almost died laughing at this :lol:

the image of you just sneaking your face up against his crotch is fucking hilarious :laugh3:

 

 

but it's also a good idea :sneaky:

 

:laugh3: can u imagine his reaction?! :lol::sneaky::wink3:

 

 

 

"Oi, Lizzy what's ya doing down there?!"

 

 

:laugh3:

*sticks Lauren, Lauren, Jenn, and Laura all into my viva bag......hides the rest of you with my sign.................*

 

 

 

I dont mean to post my own video just bc i took it but seriously i have watched it over and over again and Glass of Water has a whole new meaning for me now :sneaky:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZQ_CwEtqLY&feature=channel_page

 

yaya! a trip to the pit :dance:

 

but OMG look at that crotch action...good focus, girl!! :sneaky:;) yeah, GoW has def. a dirtier connotation to me now...hehe

*sticks Lauren, Lauren, Jenn, and Laura all into my viva bag......hides the rest of you with my sign.................*

 

 

 

I dont mean to post my own video just bc i took it but seriously i have watched it over and over again and Glass of Water has a whole new meaning for me now :sneaky:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZQ_CwEtqLY&feature=channel_page

 

OH FUCK! :bomb: HONESTLY WITH THIS BASS HUMPING. Really Guy?? are you trying to kill people? :sweatdrop:

His hips are weapons. seriously people could just drop dead at the sight of his humping. He needs to be careful with those things.

*sticks Lauren, Lauren, Jenn, and Laura all into my viva bag......hides the rest of you with my sign.................*

 

 

 

I dont mean to post my own video just bc i took it but seriously i have watched it over and over again and Glass of Water has a whole new meaning for me now :sneaky:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZQ_CwEtqLY&feature=channel_page

 

I stopped breathing really during the vid :dead: I can watch that all day long :bomb:

 

:laugh3: can u imagine his reaction?! :lol::sneaky::wink3:

 

 

 

"Oi, Lizzy what's ya doing down there?!"

 

 

:laugh3:

 

:lol: actually it would be more like "Damn Liz back for more ?" :wink3:

I dont mean to post my own video just bc i took it but seriously i have watched it over and over again and Glass of Water has a whole new meaning for me now :sneaky:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZQ_CwEtqLY&feature=channel_page

 

oh Guy, stop it!:whip:

ok since we've decided that he taunts us on purpose, no fuckin' WONDER he wears such tight jeans. that is one huge fucking bulge if i ever saw one. :dead:

OH FUCK![/size] :bomb: HONESTLY WITH THIS BASS HUMPING. Really Guy?? are you trying to kill people? :sweatdrop:

His hips are weapons. seriously people could just drop dead at the sight of his humping. He needs to be careful with those things.

 

couldn't have said it any better!

 

 

 

oh Guy, stop it!:whip:

ok since we've decided that he taunts us on purpose, no fuckin' WONDER he wears such tight jeans. that is one huge fucking bulge if i ever saw one. :dead:

 

one beautiful, glorious, ginormous bulge. :bomb:

i swear, it looks bigger than before :uhoh:

ew god i feel so icky talking like this.

usually im pervy here, but this is MUCH more than pervy :stunned:

oh Guy, stop it!:whip:

ok since we've decided that he taunts us on purpose, no fuckin' WONDER he wears such tight jeans. that is one huge fucking bulge if i ever saw one. :dead:

 

:stunned::stunned: :dead:

 

It really was massive :sweatdrop:

 

SHIT !! NOT SURE IF I CAN HANDLE THAT UP CLOSE :sweatdrop::dead:

 

 

 

one beautiful, glorious, ginormous bulge. :bomb:

 

:dead: GODDAMN I LOVE THIS THREAD!! :D

i swear, it looks bigger than before :uhoh:

ew god i feel so icky talking like this.

usually im pervy here, but this is MUCH more than pervy :stunned:

 

Its ok Lauren............let the pervy teenage girl hormones rage.........its Guy for fuck's sake............perv out! :cool::sneaky::wink3:

 

 

 

 

I think it was bigger cus he had berrygirls cheering for him :sneaky:

 

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+ all the milions of sex faces..............:sweatdrop: it really is like watching him have hot sex! :dead:

i swear, it looks bigger than before :uhoh:

ew god i feel so icky talking like this.

usually im pervy here, but this is MUCH more than pervy :stunned:

 

yeah, tonight has been particularly more pervier than usual...something's in the air. lol or it could be all the Guy goodies we've gotten lately!

 

 

 

SHIT !! NOT SURE IF I CAN HANDLE THAT UP CLOSE :sweatdrop::dead:

 

:dead: GODDAMN I LOVE THIS THREAD!! :D

 

it's more beautiful up close...hahaha

 

i love this thread as well!!! :dance:

Its ok Lauren............let the pervy teenage girl hormones rage.........its Guy for fuck's sake............perv out! :cool::sneaky::wink3:

 

 

 

 

I think it was bigger cus he had berrygirls cheering for him :sneaky:

 

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+ all the milions of sex faces..............:sweatdrop: it really is like watching him have hot sex! :dead:

 

oh

 

 

 

 

my

 

 

 

 

 

 

god

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol::lol:

Lizzzzz!! :laugh3:

naughty naughty! :whip:

ok goodnight

^^night Lauren! here's to more pervy Berry dreams :kiss::sneaky:

 

and good luck on your final, I'm sure you'll do just fine :smiley:

 

Its ok Lauren............let the pervy teenage girl hormones rage.........its Guy for fuck's sake............perv out! :cool::sneaky::wink3:

 

 

I think it was bigger cus he had berrygirls cheering for him :sneaky:

 

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+ all the milions of sex faces..............:sweatdrop: it really is like watching him have hot sex! :dead:

 

hahahah PERV OUT!

 

but holyyy crap that piccie...and omg the thoughts running through my head about Guy having hot sex :bomb:

oh

 

 

 

 

my

 

 

 

 

 

 

god

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol::lol:

Lizzzzz!! :laugh3:

naughty naughty! :whip:

ok goodnight

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hahah all im going to say is imagine how big it would be if both of us had been there Lauren :sneaky::wink3:

it clearly would have busted though his jeans and boxers and be right in our faces.........:sneaky::lol::wink3::P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

omg my brain is turning to mushhhhhhhh talking like this! :whip: :dizzy2:

 

 

 

 

goodnight lauren

it clearly would have busted though his jeans and boxers and be right in our faces.........:sneaky::lol::wink3::P

 

hahahaha i literally busted out laughing while reading this :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: the mental picture of that is too funny!

 

...but yet I would love for it to happen to all of us during a concert.

i swear, it looks bigger than before :uhoh:

ew god i feel so icky talking like this.

usually im pervy here, but this is MUCH more than pervy :stunned:

at least we're not talking XXX rated, yet :sweatdrop: but I feel it could get that way very soon :sneaky:

ok i really need to go. im so effing screwed for my physics final tomorrow. :dead:

goodnight fellow perv women.

 

Aww night Lauren :D

 

Its ok Lauren............let the pervy teenage girl hormones rage.........its Guy for fuck's sake............perv out! :cool::sneaky::wink3:

 

 

 

 

I think it was bigger cus he had berrygirls cheering for him :sneaky:

 

216.jpg

 

 

+ all the milions of sex faces..............:sweatdrop: it really is like watching him have hot sex! :dead:

 

OMG the sex faces :sweatdrop:

 

yeah, tonight has been particularly more pervier than usual...something's in the air. lol or it could be all the Guy goodies we've gotten lately!

 

it's more beautiful up close...hahaha

 

all the Guy goodies indeed but I agree something is def in the air tonight :wink3::wink3: I love it :sneaky:

hahah all im going to say is imagine how big it would be if both of us had been there Lauren :sneaky::wink3:

it clearly would have busted though his jeans and boxers and be right in our faces.........:sneaky::lol::wink3::P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

omg my brain is turning to mushhhhhhhh talking like this! :whip: :dizzy2:

 

 

 

 

goodnight lauren

 

SURPRISE!!! :stunned::stunned: And what a fabulous surprise it would have been :wink3::wink3:

hahahaha i literally busted out laughing while reading this :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: the mental picture of that is too funny!

 

...but yet I would love for it to happen to all of us during a concert.

 

we need to have one concert that all berrygirls come to and we all get on Guy's side of the pit and PERV OUT FOR HIM :whip:

 

I think then even his trusty CK boxers would be off of him like that and the show would turn into that porno that Chris was talking about :sneaky::wink3:

 

 

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^^see fuckin' massive, even the Roadie likes his face by it!:sneaky:

"Sure, Guy ill help u fix your bass.....":sneaky::laugh3:

at least we're not talking XXX rated, yet :sweatdrop: but I feel it could get that way very soon :sneaky:

 

yeah, i feel like it's slowly getting there as well! haha but I love it!

 

we need to have one concert that all berrygirls come to and we all get on Guy's side of the pit and PERV OUT FOR HIM :whip:

 

I think then even his trusty CK boxers would be off of him like that and the show would turn into that porno that Chris was talking about :sneaky::wink3:

 

that would be the best concert everrr! :bomb: yeah, i think by the end of that show, Guy would be ravished and naked due to all of us lol :sneaky::wink3: i don't think the concert would go on after that....hehehe

we need to have one concert that all berrygirls come to and we all get on Guy's side of the pit and PERV OUT FOR HIM :whip:

 

I think then even his trusty CK boxers would be off of him like that and the show would turn into that porno that Chris was talking about :sneaky::wink3:

 

 

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^^see fuckin' massive, even the Roadie likes his face by it!:sneaky:

"Sure, Guy ill help u fix your bass.....":sneaky::laugh3:

 

Hahaha my announcement of getting Guy's Calvins mission accomplished !! :sneaky::wink3:

 

I'd help fix that bass anytime :bomb::dead:

 

 

that would be the best concert everrr! :bomb: yeah, i think by the end of that show, Guy would be ravished and naked due to all of us lol :sneaky::wink3: i don't think the concert would go on after that....hehehe

 

Front page news girl!! "Berrygirls ravish Coldplay bass player during concert!"

 

separate note just heard Talk on the tv during Cold Case YAY!!

Hahaha my announcement of getting Guy's Calvins mission accomplished !! :sneaky::wink3:

 

I'd help fix that bass anytime :bomb::dead:

 

 

 

Front page news girl!! "Berrygirls ravish Coldplay bass player during concert!"

 

separate note just heard Talk on the tv during Cold Case YAY!!

 

Jenn you're mission is clearly gone underway hahaa

 

perviest headline ever written! haha

 

but yay for Talk being played! anyway, ladies I have to "get off" now haha Hope you all have a great night and may you have the perviest Guy-filled dreams tonight :sneaky: talk to you all tomorrow! :hug:

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