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I've only got into Father Ted properly in the last few months, and it's now slowly becoming one of my favourite TV programs. Every episode has me in stitches.

 

MRS. DOYLE: Would you like some cake, Father?

TED: No thank you, Mrs. Doyle.

MRS. DOYLE: Aah, go on Father. It's got cocaine in it!

TED: *gasps* What?!?!

MRS. DOYLE: Aah, not cocaine, now what was it? Aah yes... raisins!

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Ahhh Father Ted....yes it is funny. Too bad they don't air it on bbcamerica anymore. bastards. Isn't this sitcom an irish sitcom? since it is set in ireland...hmm but it's a bbc production. :huh:

 

~Virginia~

 

just to clear something up

 

in the UK, it was shown on Channel 4, and was made by a company called Hat Trick. the show has nothing to do with the BBC.

 

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^ I was just gonna say that

:)

 

"My Lovely Horse

Running through the.. field

Where are you going

With your fetlocks blowing

In the... wind

 

I want to shower you with sugar lumps

And ride you over...fences

I want to polish your hooves every single day

And bring you to the horse... dentist

 

My lovely horse

You're a pony no... more

Running around

With a man on your back

Like a train in the night

Like a train in the... (hang on I can get this)... night!"

 

feckin' great :cool:

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I saw the one when they were all on a plane and Dougal went and pressed the wrong button and emptied the fuel from one of the tanks, and there were only 2 parachutes left so they decided to have like a little competition to decide who should get one. But Jack stole them both-one for himself, and one for the drinks cart :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I saw the one when they were all on a plane and Dougal went and pressed the wrong button and emptied the fuel from one of the tanks' date=' and there were only 2 parachutes left so they decided to have like a little competition to decide who should get one. But Jack stole them both-one for himself, and one for the drinks cart :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote']

 

DOUGAL: Look what I bought. (hands Ted a squeezy yellow phone)

TED: What's this?

DOUGAL: Squeeze it, there. (it squeaks, Dougal laughs hysterically)

TED: Dougal, this is a dog's toy.

DOUGAL: No Ted, it's a joke telephone.

TED: Dougal, this is a dog's toy. This is something that people give to dog's on their birthdays.

DOUGAL: No! It's a joke telephone!

TED: Dougal, even a dog knows this isn't a phone. This is a dog's toy! Look here, did the picture of the dog on the packaging not give you a clue? Why do you think he looks so happy? He's happy because somebody has given him a toy phone for his birthday!

DOUGAL: No! No, he's laughing because somebody tried to make a phone call on the joke telephone!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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