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sweet of course! :P it's cos i always wear quite low cut tops :rolleyes:

 

No way do I believe that!

 

We need some kinda proof :idea2:

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:lol:

 

Ali Guess Who has Ashton Kutcher in it and is about him and his girlfriend meeting her parents. He's white though and she's black and her father isn't too pleased...kinda like Meet The Parents, I thought it looked shit but had to watch it yesterday for work and it was quite funny.

oooooooooh yah i remember now, that looks quite good as well, but ashton's haircut..... :sick:

 

 

No way do I believe that!

 

We need some kinda proof

send you one of my tshirts in the post? :idea2:

Yeah thats uh- just was I was thinking... :dozey:

thought so :rolleyes:

Hurrah! Hello Mimi :cool: ...and albie :idea2: :)

hello Fifi :kiss:

Hello, how are you and your snails today? Crunchie I hope :D

Mimi - your avatar makes me dizzy :dizzy2:

snails-very crunchie indeed. I think Percy is growing some hair on his anthenas..is that normal? I gave him some plums to reduce it and rubbed some nivea on them. I'll have to see what happens now. I blame it on Kate Moss! :rolleyes:

Goddam Kate Moss, she always has to be in with the in crowd, first Pete, now Percy.... :angry:

 

Have you tried tweezers? :idea2:

Yeah I considered tweezers but I don't want to upset the eye lashes...maybe tweed would be a cunning disguise....and less painful for poor Percy :embarrased:

Mimi, don't ignore me :angry:

 

 

:lol: :P

Well what can you say to the dizziness?? :dizzy2:

Yeah I considered tweezers but I don't want to upset the eye lashes...maybe tweed would be a cunning disguise....and less painful for poor Percy :embarrased:

 

Perhaps dyeing it would help? Or combing it into a funkeh 'do.

 

I've heard Caterpillar fur is very big this snail season, it's in In Snail magazine this week :idea2:

 

Hello Albie

Snail magazine! I think I'll subscribe. I might do a funky 'do, although he falls over alot...I think he's been sniffing fertiliser, so it would be destroyed alot....I'll ponder it. Thanks Mimi :sneaky: :cool:

 

Hey Ren! ;)

Fertiliser?? That's Kate Moss' influence

 

Well hellooooo Mr Ren

I know! If I ever get my hands on her, she'll never go swimming again! :rolleyes:

I'll hide her paddles aswell. She bullies Percy with them :embarrased:

:cry:

 

Well give just 2 quavers a month to POSAKM (Protection Of Snails Against Kate Moss) and we can fund research into snail protection and snail rehab :idea2:

This is where da puh puh pa paaaarty is at.

 

After the party is the aftershow. :cool:

POSAKM....very clever indeed...but what about the Pandas? I give all my quavers to them because they need to cover there noses to protect their social status :embarrased: :/

I'll try give my hula hoops to the snails... :idea2:

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