mmmmm im so hungry too :shock:

 

ok then greedy guts.

 

*puts apron back on, whips up a few more fairy cake, puts icing on, serves piping hot*

 

Can i clean up now??? :shock: :shock: :P

im fine

 

still alive

 

not poisoned :multi:

bite me :shock: :twisted: :P

are you still requesting :twisted:

yeah sure... why not

 

*bares neck*

 

:D

nice :D

hope you had all your shots :lol:

i like girls who play rough :twisted: :D

this early in the morning :o

 

well it's early for me.

 

but i can last

*cuddle* :D

aww and he keeps coming back...hehe you must like being bitten :lol:

*cuddle*

it tickles :lol:

i'm just teasing ya :D

CAN I BE PISSED OFF NOW???

 

Just got back form the doctors. We waited for like hours for them to say, 'oh maria,nice big fat knee you've go there. it'll heal with time, but hey it could pop at any time aswell.' GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEAAATT!!!

 

:x

oh that sucks. :? :sad:

*cuddles Maria* :sad:

 

stupid doctors - they dont know anything anyway - you'll be fine! :-D

I am ok now. Have just defied medical laws by dancing round room to politik and no breakage of any crap shitey poopy cartilage!!!

 

yay!

 

:?

I am ok now. Have just defied medical laws by dancing round room to politik and no breakage of any crap shitey poopy cartilage!!!

 

yay!

 

:?

 

Yay - headlines tomorrow - 'Maria Stuns Medical Practitioners By Defying Predictions and Healing Herself.' 'Says young brunette, Maria, "I owe it all to Coldplay - they helped me through".'

 

Show 'em Maria!!! :D

go Maria!

 

we'll be your guides *watch out for that woodpecker!* :shock:

Well didn't QUITE work. Have been in bed all night, cos I was scared cos I heard a noise in my leg and couldn't actually move for a couple of hours. :? And I have had to put the bandage which is far too tight and turns my foot purple when i put it on. But hey!! N'ermind. Could be worse. :)

Awww *hugs Maria* you'll be better soon! :) Chin up ole thing! :-D

Awww *hugs Maria* you'll be better soon! :) Chin up ole thing! :-D

 

thanks vic.

 

:D

 

*props chin up* :D

you heard a noise in your leg?

 

please tell me it wasn't elvis! he hasnt been sighted recently so just maybe he's found a home? :shock:

lol in sound in your leg thats scary hehe :D

you heard a noise in your leg?

 

please tell me it wasn't elvis! he hasnt been sighted recently so just maybe he's found a home? :shock:

 

HEADLINES IN GUTTER PRESS TOMORROW:

 

Elvis Comes Back As Woodworm!!!! The ex-megastar is quoted as confessing to close friend Maria, "You are my legacy" ...... :-x

:-o what the f*** are we talking about. Okay, never mind me, i'll just stay out :shrug:

whahahaha your silly chrissy :D