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and watch the video in the pop up :lol:

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:lol: :lol: oh my god that's sooooooooooooooo f*ckin funny!!!!! :lol: :lol:

to bad my comp wont let me...gr. :angry:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

NAPPIES!

hahaha he was rapping. :P :lol:

guy was classic!! :lol: :lol:

man what the hell am i missing???!? :huh:

 

MY EFFING COMP WONT LET ME. :cry:

it's coldplay singing a song about pregnancy and they're wearing wigs and basically taking the micky :lol: :lol: then chris raps :P :P ah it's all very funny

man what the hell am i missing???!? :huh:

 

MY EFFING COMP WONT LET ME. :cry:

 

chris is rapping and they're all wearing funny wigs. :P

it's something about chris being the baby's daddy, i gotta watch it again. :P

 

it's great lol! :lol:

not fair. im going to effing kill my effing computer i've got to see this.

OMG I can't watch it...I'm embarrassed for them. Hehehe Chris is soooo funny :lol: :stunned:

Someone over at Coldplay.com wrote out the lyrics. Chris is fricking hilarious!!! :lol:

 

Sometimes you're happy sometimes you're brown

with your hormones bouncing up and down

sometimes your happy sometimes your sad

its a weird nine months with you I've had

There is shit going down that you can't disguise

when you boobs gone up ten times in size

your cups gone up from an A to D,

its bad for you but its fun for me

Now just because a little rumpy pump

now you're walking round with a great big bump

You might think a bit of french and you should have said non

Or at least you would have made me put a condom on

I think you might find that its really fun

I know its no use unless you make it bun

its something to learn yeah it really is

now you know what that sticky stuff is

I'll be there with you bay through the thin and the thick

I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick

I'll be there to make you happy and keep everything clean

I'll change the nappies through the washing machine

cause I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy I am your baby's daddy

Oh!

Who!

Sometimes you think "what a fool i am

why did I marry this soulful man"

Now a baby's part of my family plan

can it kick me well yes it can

My name's Ken and I've got fleas

do you like being a daddy?

yeah defiantly.

Well I have to warn you although its fun

there are times when you wish you had been a nun

I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick

I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick

I'll be there to make you happy and I'll bring in the bread

I'll be the nanny you can go out instead

I know that you'll be grumpy that's what everyone says

and you're not going to hump me for 43 days

If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it

then I'll take my cock and vasectimize it

cause I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy

sometimes I make you saddy I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy I am your baby's daddy

(beat box)

Mother!

Mother!

I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy I am you're baby's daddy

Ho!

break it down now,

she told me to crawl this way bawl this way

she told me to crawl this way bawl this way

she told me to crawl this way bawl this way

she told me to crawl this way bawl this way

OMFG that was hilarious..i gotta see it :lol:

where on the site is it? please tell moi :D

they had WAYYYY too much time on their hands...LOVED it though..hilarious..ever sad that'll cheer ya up! :lol:

I know...I was surprised by Chris though (even though he's married) he's always seemed so innocent to me, not anymore!!! :lol: :rolleyes:

Yeah..he always seemed...somewhat like..an angel? I guess he has two sides! :lol:

OMG!! THEY ARE SO FRICKIN COOL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

oh man, my husband BETTER do something really cool like that when I have a baby! hahahaha oh man..that was the coolest thing i've ever seen..EVER.

 

wow..i loved it

My gosh.....a great band "The nappies"....hehehehe....lmao!!!!!

 

 

I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy I am you're baby's daddy

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

^isn't it the best thing you've EVER seen, i love it when Chris shakes his bum! hahahha and the part at the beginning

 

"when you boobs gone up ten times in size

your cups gone up from an A to D,

its bad for you but its fun for me"

 

and while he's singing that, he pulls his glasses down and raises his eye brow haha..it was so friggin funny

I know....I have watch the video like 5 times now...Guy playing piano!!!....OMG...can´t believe they do things like this!!!... :D

 

 

I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!... ;)

 

 

...and defo Chris and his tiny arse!!!!...My gosh!!!...can´t stop laughing!

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

I wish I could save the video!........ :idea2:

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