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WHAT A GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

FOOTBALL WAS TODAYS WINNER WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

FUKINTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cool: :cool: :cool:

 

WEEEEEEEE AND PORTUGAL WON :D :D

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yeh its a bit pissy' date=' some people are saying he disallowed it because he's swiss or something and we beat them..gah i dunno..i dont really care..i just love the penalties[/quote']

 

Haha, me too. I only joined the game when the penalties began. I didnt watch the last three matches because i wasnt intrested, but this was exciting! :o ("Was" being the key word :dozey: )

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Anyone else in tears? :(

 

Excellent game nevertheless, I'm not a footie fan but fuck I was hooked. I wouldn't even go to pee! :lol:

 

Owen was a star, Beckham was a git (as much as I love him...).

 

Too bad :( My room is all decorated with Union Jack & St. George's, such a shame.

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when you're old enough to remember 1990, 1996, 1998 then you get used to it, I turned to Hicksy and said we'd lose on penalties, and we bloody did....whenever it really matters England gets screwed over in tournaments, from a podgy Argy handling the ball into the net in 1986, to a penalty shoot out in 1990, to Gazza missing a golden goal by millimeters then losing on penalties to the krauts in 1996, to Sol having a disallowed goal in 1998 that would've won it on golden goal then being knocked out on penalties by the argys, to a freak free kick in 2002 by a buck toothed brazilian that no way on earth he meant, to this where a completely fair winning goal is disallowed, then we fight back only to lose on penalties cos Beckham's penalty was taken on a fucked up penalty spot that everyone else stamped down after seeing what happened.

 

It's English, you get used to it...stuff like this happens.

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...to this where a completely fair winning goal is disallowed............

 

 

:rolleyes:

 

i know it's diff to get over such a defeat, but why stick to that disallowed goal?? english footie is known to be harder...so that might be the reason you did not see anything... but this is the eurocup...and terry clearly obstructed the goalie from jumping to catch the ball....

 

"england played vs 11 portuguese and 1 swiss" cmon!!

can't you just accept such defeat and enjoy the way both teams played??

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when you're old enough to remember 1990, 1996, 1998 then you get used to it, I turned to Hicksy and said we'd lose on penalties, and we bloody did....whenever it really matters England gets screwed over in tournaments, from a podgy Argy handling the ball into the net in 1986, to a penalty shoot out in 1990, to Gazza missing a golden goal by millimeters then losing on penalties to the krauts in 1996, to Sol having a disallowed goal in 1998 that would've won it on golden goal then being knocked out on penalties by the argys, to a freak free kick in 2002 by a buck toothed brazilian that no way on earth he meant, to this where a completely fair winning goal is disallowed, then we fight back only to lose on penalties cos Beckham's penalty was taken on a fucked up penalty spot that everyone else stamped down after seeing what happened.

 

It's English, you get used to it...stuff like this happens.

 

woah :stunned: impressive!

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As a neutral here as well, Kalter, you fool. You jerkoff, are you blind, are you Swiss?

 

Firstly, England were incredibly lucky to still be IN the game in order to make such an opportunity, especially since Owen's goal was a bunch of crap. One Portugeus player screws up and Owen scores.

 

Now, Campbell jumped up, grabbed onto Terry in the air, the goalkeeper, on his backfoot, was measly, didnt get there quick enough and jumped into John Terry trying to scramble the ball, but he was never ever going to get to it.

 

BOTTOM LINE- The keeper dived into two players who had gotten there much earlier, and were actually IN THE AIR. The referee panicked, I think he panicked, he saw a slight possible obstruction, it just looked confusing because of the way Campbell was actually fouling Terry (His own player). No England player purposely obstructed the goalkeeper, he dived into the two defenders and theres no way the referee saw it from that distance.

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no i ain't swiss mofo!

 

that's an interesting view but as Ive said I did think the goalie was obstructed.

anything that happens in the goalie's area even if its the slightest pussy foul is not allowed. sorry but thats a rule and Im pretty convinced most people saw it that way including experts being interviewed after the game such as the best ref in the world collina

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Theres no way Collina said that fool! Quit being Swish. :wink3:

 

Even if he did, that wasnt even a slight pussy foul. Let me repeat:

 

CAMPBELL and TERRY were there first, they were in the air, AIRBORNE, the goalkeeper was just on his feet, out of position, he dived into both players who were definately, definately going for the ball. Campbells arm around Terry is what threw people off at first, but the reply clearly shows Campbell eight feet above the clueless goalkeeper and plus...

 

If you look at the goalkeeper, look at his feet, he was on his backfoot, he couldnt even jump, he was just up and he wasnt going to gain any height. He TRIED to jump, and you can argue they blocked him from getting across to the ball, true, but even so, he had absolutely no height on his jump, and Campbell was a mile high. There was no way he was ever going to gett to the ball.

 

And BOTTOM LINE (again yup) Sol Campbell used John Terry to get to the ball by jumping up and leaning on him, the Goalkeeper wasnt going to make it because he hadnt gotten up quick enough, unfortunate, but plain enough. Campbell was already heading it in just as the goalkeeper was jumping up.

 

The goalkeeper was in the air just as it was in the net, he was coming up just as Campbell was coming down. Campbell was simply too high to give the keeper the chance to get to it, and Kalters simply too high to even talk right now!

 

That boy is like, doped up yo. :cool:

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Sacred or not, the goalie and cambeodla andiretye terry said he climbed camobell who climbed bechkamah who climbed del piero to the top of the mountain yayaya]fdfa]

 

Flurrbburbububurrrrrrrrrr! My head hurts...

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Y'see, heres what happened.

 

Campbell climbed up Terry and put his gizz on the back of Terrys head, the goalkeeper climbed up DREAMY footballer Cristiano Ronaldo because, hey, wouldnt you? :kiss: Then Postiga got on Campbell because he loves a bald head, loves a bald head. The Swish referee meanwhile was pole dancing with the goalposts, so he wasnt paying too much attention, once he gets into it, he really loves it. By the point Ashley Cole was ready to gizz all over the referee 200 players, officials, referees, security men, BALL BOYS, and such, were climbing all over John Terry while 600 English lager lout fans were climbing all over the goalkeeper, so 2 huge masses of people hung over the stadium, and what they were doing were helping poor little kid Michael Owen get his ball off the gutter of the stadium, just like in that new Nelly Furtado video. Owen took the ball and jumped off the mass of people and then gave it to Sol Campbell, who stupidly picked up the ball with his hands, so he could rub it on his ass, and then put it in the net. The referee luckily stopped poll dancing just in time (On account of his skins allergic reaction to the metal pole, he broke out in rashes all over his thighs eeew) to see Campbells actions, and ruled no goal on account of "Ass-Ball".

 

John Terry sneezed right into the goalkeepers face and all 700 people fell.

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