Professor Peedston

Daytime TV is so depressing. :lol: So is late night TV... and prime time TV... between 5-7 pm is all right though, I guess. :confused:

Man, I'm not getting up at 6:30 am to jump. THAT'S SLEEP TIME. Also, if anybody seriously thinks this would work... actually I'm not going to bother because people can't possibly think that. :lol:

I don't know how people can look at that picture and tell me Keira Knightley is hot. I mean, I've seen pictures where she was, but that one... blah. A little too "holocaust survivor" for me. (apologies in advance to those who will surely by offended by that comparison) I'm going to agree with Angelina Jolie and Kylie Minogue, though. And add Liv Tyler.

Can't complain. Yourself?

That's such a cool story.

gah! THIS IS NOT WHAT A HUMAN BREAST LOOKS LIKE. I'm guessing that's faked, but even still... yeesh.

Howdy :cowboy:

HI LAURA! :wideeyed:

People DO need to calm down. Everybody everywhere.

Holy Jebus. They probably think they look good too.

:inquisitive:

double post. my bad.

That's right, else he find himself banned for a 1,987th time. :wiseguy:

The Song of the Day is: "The Lady in My Life" by Michael Jackson. Which is just so beautiful that it makes me sick.

uh.... Y (which I was pretty sure came after X :confused: ) - Yo La Tengo

69? What's so bad about.... OHHHHHH NOW I GET IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :dozey:

That is apparently a sore subject... :blank:

I've a devious urge to spill the beans. :sneaky: But I sha'n't.

*fixes avatar* I hope this pleases everyone. :P

The cat's in cold storage until I get tired of looking at the one I have now. Thanks for the welcome. :D

You know how car dealerships are always called things like "McGarrity's Tri-State Chevrolet" or something? I think it's funny to imagine every business getting its name like that. Like, you see a commercial on TV for Foot Locker or something, and a guy steps out and says "Hi, I'm Gerald Footlocker, founder and CEO of Foot Locker." It's funny to me anyway. :wacko:

I just remembered I have something that might actually be considered relevent to this thread. One of my friends calls me Tomfordstonsville, because I have this weird habit of adding "ston" and "ford" on the end of everything. Like if I see a squirrel, I'll yell "squirrelsford!" at it. Or Dogston at dogs.