Professor Peedston

let's not forget HAL. (from "2001: A Space Odyssey")

a few from Robin Williams: "Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." "Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning 'to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.'" "Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose." "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

how about a new forum? "Chris and Gwyn Gossip."

hmm... i guess all of europe gets a lot now that i look at the entire thread.

man how the heck does britain end up with 300 hundred gigantic festivals and the US gets about two per year and they're always several thousand miles from where i live? *cries like five year old* ITS NOT FAIR!!!

if we're being inundated with a new topic about it every thirty seconds, i can't even imagine what it must be like at the official board now. :shock:

apathy

Phladelphia, Pennsylvania, USA, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way

I looked at an apartment today. It's cheap, and relatively nice (you get what you pay for), but it smells kinda funny. I think I'm going to try to get it anyway.

now look here, i'm up to a mighty 1.3 posts per day! i'm trying my best. :roll:

you don't have to shout, she can here you just fine. :P

welcome to the board! hehe, ass of the world.

my best pants have a hole in the crotch! :-x

as far as monetary value, my laptop and my guitar. the good one, not one of the seven shitty guitars i own. as far as what I value the most: probably my penis. ;) :twisted: :P :oops:

hoo ha

I think you'll be fine! You're only here every second Chrimbo anyway :D hey now! if i knew what a chrimbo was i'd make some kind of rebuttal to that. :?

a quickie two-month marriage-divorce would certainly mark chris's passage into the world of top-tier celebrities, don't you think?

i'm scared of new people. please don't bite me. :(

:D in agreement. or as fred durst might say, "in agreeance." :P

i love this quote: "Because we are readers, we don't have to wait for some communications executive to decide what we should think about next, and how we should think about it. We can fill our heads with anything from aardvarks to zucchinis at any time of night or day. "Film is simply one more prosthetic device for human beings who are incomplete in some way. We live not only in the Age of Film, but in the Age of False Teeth and Glass Eyes and Toupees and Silicone Breasts, and on and on. "Film is a perfect prescription for people who will not or cannot read, and have no imagination. Since they have no imaginations, those people can now be shown actors and scenery instead, with appropriate music and all that. "But film is a hideously expensive way to tell anybody anything, and I include television and all that. What is more: Healthy people exposed to too many actors and too much scenery may wake up some morning to find their own imaginations dead. "The only cure I know of is a library, and the ability to read." - America's greatest genius of the 20th century, Kurt Vonnegut

if i had money i could spend on stuff like that i would snap that stuff up in a heartbeat. as it is, i'm not going to buy it when i can download most of it. sure, it's stealing, but i wouldn't be buying it anyway. :shrug:

now that you mention it, that's actually my last name. :oops:

you should call yourself "Blooddeath Gorefestival" and then laugh at all the metal kids that show up for your gigs. in other words, i have no helpful suggestions whatsoever but i do love to hear myself talk. or in this case, see myself post...