The Faceman

I think that a tache would compliment any man's visage. Noel is no different, would he ever take the plunge and shave his beard? not in my opinion.

250,000 has just gone on deal or no deal. At the 3rd attempt too, god must be laughing at this bloke.

Spain gets The Facemans vote. Viva Espana!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder if she'd like to be the sweet filling in a Sam/Faceman sandwich. I certainly know what I'd do if I was the lucky girl in her situation.

If I remember correctly he was de-tached. Tom Selleck without a moustache is like the statue of David without the tiny penis or Ant without Dec. I beg of you Sam, talk some sense into the man. On a happier note, only 5 minutes 'til the king of light entertainment Noel Edmonds once again graces our screens. I'd be a lesser man without my daily beard intake.

But surely you're living the highlife after starring in such cinematic masterpieces like 3 Men and a Baby and it's inferior follow-up 3 Men and a Little Lady. I certainly know that Steve Guttenberg is still getting some choice roles.

Indeed, there's far too much sexual tension. It's stench hangs in the air like that of last nights left over pizza. It's obvious what she wants, I just wish that she'd be woman enough to just let her carnal yearnings take over. We all know that she's living a lie.

Hmmm, I'd wager that this "regular" is none other than Dr Fraiser Crain.

On a non-Twiglet related matter. Is anyone watching Diagnosis Murder on BBC1? I can't get enough of Dr Mark Sloan's Medical based sleuthing. Bring it back I say, it deserves another series just for the fact that it features Chachi from Happy Days.

Handsome

I run approximatley 5 miles 3 times a week, visit the gym every other night and don't smoke. Drugs are a big no, no, at one point I was a cocaine addict. Mr T got me through it with his inner-city outreach programme, I've been clean and healthy for years. Now I work with underpriviledged kids in the ghetto whilst rescuing dolphins from Japanese fisherman during the weekend.

Here, here, My cousin had a spare ticket so he dragged me along. I wasn't impressed at all with them. I gave them the benefit of the doubt as there are a couple of Libertines songs that I like. DPT just seemed quite bland to me, still I'd see them anyday over Babyshambles. Down in Albion has to be one of the worst albums of the past 12 months. And thats' coming from somebody who was conned into buying The Strokes 3rd album.

He certainly needs help, he just won't allow people to do that. I must admit that I've got a lot more respect for Carl Barrat for keeping a dignified silence. Wen't to see his band 3 weeks ago they were pretty pants though.

Due to the physical nature of his job, The Faceman pretty much has to remain fit and healthy. His one vice? Alcohol I'm afraid, although he is gradually cutting it out of his diet. Remember diet has a lot to do with fitness, if one wishes to remain fighting fit then fizzy drinks and junk food are a big no no. Crisps however are allowed, I don't know what I'd do without my daily Space Raiders intake.

Hmmm, they do indeed look like tasty morsels. I'd wager that a nice dollop of mustard would be a magnificant companian. Surely this potent combination would send the tastebuds into overdrive.

Kiss me out of desire, not consolation - Last Goodbye Jeff Buckley Or Why is the bedroom so cold? Turn away on your side Or Something so good, just dont functio no more - Both Love will tear us apart by Joy Division

They seem to be Walkers to me my friend. Or if you're one of our colonial cousins from across the pond "lays".

Hmm, I believe the Twiglet to be an over-rated snack. I am also doing a study into what the average coldplayer considers to be the ultimate crisp. You should check it out if this thread has you aching for more snack-based tomfoolery. Although I must admit, the thread now serves a dual purpose as a daily "Deal or no Deal" update. I just can't get enough of Noel's bearded banter.

I blame his a-sexual brother Miles for his downfall personally. Once that limp wristed mincer got his hooks in there was no quelling his thirst for late night radio groupies and Bolivian home grown.

Cheers dude, Did you catch Fraisers show the other night? awesome, I don't know what I'd do without his dulcid tones to send me to sleep at night. That man is as dry as a bottle of Bollinger '57

Tell Norm that we're still on for bowling on Thursday night. Hannibal dropped out as his being dead for the past 14 years has affected his game.

Indeed, what woman could resist the charms of Sam. And I thought I was the ultimate ladies man, I just can't compete with that beautiful hair.

Yeah, it did drag on for a bit didn't it.

Ha, your punnery strikes again. Will you ever learn MC? what a card.