Texasluvsjonny

50-50 chance, not exactly guessing the lottery numbers there. :lol:

I'll send instructions. If dumbass doctors can do it, I'm sure you'll have no problem. :P

I have pharmacy connections. :evilgrin:

That's the drug they use to induce labor in the US. :P

Can you email a pitocin drip? :thinking:

I think only a c section could help me now. :(

The thing that always drives them: the Haters.

She best be up all night eating spicy food, drinking castor oil, and having sex! In the morning, 10 mile hike! That kid needs out! :P

Where's the "weed" option? :inquisitive: Give me acoustic!

B (o) (o) BIES

Jonny's a chess player and curling is all about strategy, so def JB. :D

I really like this.

awwwww they share a birfday :wacko: Porn stash Joe needs to get :drunkjoe: and hopefully not or :lol: Carla can have a birthday bunny.

Happy Birthday. Please don't allow Ian to do any thing remotely technical. :lol:

Good review Jen. Focuses mainly on Jonny, just as all things should! :smug:

Spurs really showed exactly what Redcrap has made of them. He bought a load of fowards that can't score and no defenders which they greatly need. Now he can bitch and moan and demand more money for next season so they can finally get that 4th place finish. Buy a load more forwards and zero defenders this summer and send the club further into debt until he bankrupts it just like the Skates only to once again win fuck all. How did the Skates get to play Dindane? Thought they'd have to pay £4m for him to play again? Where will they find the money to pay cup final bonuses? Oh well congrats on getting to final. Shame they forgot to apply for their UEFA license so they can't play in Europe even if they manage to beat Chelski. :laugh3: http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=752979&cc=5901

I just love it when they can't find enough people to fight with in the Lounge and feel the need to wander over and start shit in the Coldplay forum. :dozey:

Sickening to read this. This place gets more and more like the old official forum to the point it makes me want to vomit. Come visit me in Texas Lore. :cry:

The cover always features one of Brad's ex's so it's easy to get confused. :P

OMG MARY! How's Seattle? Don't you miss the corn fields? :P

It has to travel back to the UK from Mexico after the tour finished, then be shipped to Texas. :rolleyes:

No, it's still at sea making it's way from Mexico to the UK . :\

We can't get it from the real Coldplay, we can't even get it from the tribute Coldplay. :angry:

Flaming Lips and two day pass is only $25. :D

New Email from Gemma today: Huge apologies for the delay in the shipment of your Coldplay Lot. The band have now returned to the UK from their Viva La Vida tour of South America but unfortunately all their kit is currently sea freight and is now not scheduled to arrive in London for another two weeks. I will of course inform you as soon as I receive the Lots and then follow up with an email informing you of the DHL tracking number and expected delivery date. :\ My guess is mid May will be soonest we get stuff.