Texasluvsjonny

He's dead because he sucks at his iceberg spotting job! :P

Hey did you hear. Guy's signed on the be the new Calvin Klein underwear model !

All land lubbers best be stayin away from our geetars or chris monkey be clawin their eyes out! arrrrrrrrrrr!

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I'll have you know Jonny is very hard porn! :angry:

Finally got a response from Gemma today. Hi Angie, All the kit from the Viva La Vida tour is currently with sea freight which is incredible slow so the band estimate it won’t reach me for another 3 weeks. Apologies for the further delay. Kindest regards, Gemma :(

He was too angst ridden to shave his scruff.

I think Jonny's trying to tell me something.

"a new fragrance" written over an interesting area.

J's the feature today in the Exhibitionist Room. :wink3:

Can we have those posters added to the shop. :whip:

I don't consider noob to be an insult. Noob is what I choose to call you people. Knob or fucktard or c*nt, now those are insults.

No you are noobs because you are new to the board. noobs= new member here. noobs tend to start topics in the wrong forum. ie: gwyneth is a bad actress and i don't like her because *insert your reason here:* goes into entertainment & arts section as she is not nor has she ever been a member of the band Coldplay. However in the E&A forum people often discuss actors, books, movies, tv shows etc etc and what they like and/or dislike them and to what extent they like and/or dislike them.

So let's review: We have Chris wearing the #9 shirt......... and Jonny wearing the #6 shirt........... hmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder what that could mean. :thinking: :sneaky:

Get in line Christopher! :angry:

Here is the link to the Entertainment & Arts forum: http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=33 Can I get a Mod in here to move this thread over to there please where the noobs can discuss Gwynnie's acting skills til they are blue in the face. Thanks.

I don't have Myspace but I do have annoying new upstairs neighbors that are just going to love my not-so-jonny-level skills! :evil:

I mean really! The tour has been over for over two weeks now! :dozey: Grow the fuck up people

They don't need the whole city just one 33 room super mansion for Jonny and Chrissy and a second 33 room super mansion for Gwynnie and Thd Maid who, as I predicted years and years ago, will actually officially become Gwyneth's maid. :smug:

So does this mean they will have to buy even more houses on that street so they can each have a 33 room super mansion? :dozey:

Carlisle 1 - 4 Southampton Rickie Lambert (centre) played a pivotal role in Southampton's win Southampton overwhelmed Carlisle in the Johnstone's Paint Trophy final, their first domestic silverware since 1976. Rickie Lambert slotted a penalty after Peter Murphy's needless handball before Lambert flicked on a Michail Antonio throw for Adam Lallana to head home. Poor defending from Evan Horwood allowed Papa Waigo to make it 3-0, then Antonio buried a left-footed drive. The match had already slipped beyond Carlisle's reach by the time Gary Medine headed in an Ian Harte cross.

JB between the sheets ice 2 shots of white tequila 1 shot of vodka cranberry juice lime twist repeat as needed :wink3:

Bwahahahaa Let's see step 1, go on tour with your band and wear same black pants for entire tour. Step 2, after tour over, continue to wear same pants in your "normal life" every time you leave your house. :laugh3: Forget the sammy, cheese burger, large fries and a extra large choco shake! And that kid is begging him to please "stop" wearing it. :laugh3: