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Bonus_mosher

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  1. I was actually looking for one yesterday, with no luck Great job man. :thumbsup:
  2. haha look one of us is clearly getting confused here, the way I see it is. I SAID: I can't think of an album with less than 10 tracks. then YOU SAID in reply: Radiohead's has 10 tracks. how does that make sense? I was saying I couldn't think of one with LESS than 10 tracks. lol. and I would consider an album to be at least 10 tracks. It just seem's to me a bit lacklustre to have less. But that could be because I've never owned an album with less
  3. I was saying, it'll be madness on here when the new album come out Then I got sidetracked by the band madness. lol
  4. Some of the chords are wrong in the official tab book actually. if you play along to the end part of the song, the "If we don't hide here, they're gonna find us" bit... Some of the chords are wrong. I think it's only one or two of the chords that are off though if I remember. the rythm is pretty simple though. It's the "giddyup" strum as the book cites. I may have to dig it out to be absolutely sure. I love tplaying the lead section along to this song. awesome stuff.
  5. I love this idea. I think it's going to be funny to see some of the responses. Now I shall get to work on mine! :D
  6. haha maybe you're right. I don't really follow italian football so I can't disagree with you. Where are Bari in serie B?
  7. I never watched Life on Mars, but my flatmate got me into watching this and I loved it, so I can't compare, but am I the only one pissed off at having to wait til next year for the next series? considering it's only the beginning of this year really? bummer.
  8. Tottenham 1 - 4 Newcastle..... As an arsenal fan, I'm overjoyed, but as a football spectator... WTF!? Newcastle who didn't win in 12 games have now won 2 on the trot and I really expected spurs to do better than this. I wanted newcastle to get relegated mainly because their fans piss me off banging on about how they have the best team in the league, clearly, they do not. *sigh*
  9. :lol: how sordid is this!? uhm.... It was probably a toy car or something hazardus. I'm VERY clumsy lol
  10. MADNESS!!! ....Man, they were a great band. "BAGGY TROUSERRRSSS" :lol: seriously though, madness.
  11. what, the never visit it part? :P totally agree :lol:
  12. :thinking: ....goodbye?
  13. wow uhm.... shower, no mess! :lol: Apple or Moses? :laugh3:
  14. Nope, I just got up a few hours ago :P The next poster likes apricot Jam
  15. It is raining :dozey: What is your favourite song of all time?
  16. My contrubution. :) Sometime in 2008........ Chris, Jonny, Guy & Will are all sitting in an office on the top floor of Coldplay headquarters, all wearing nothing but Y-front's. Guy: I can't believe the air conditioning is broke in here. I'm sweating. Chris: I know! If only I'd got a haircut i wouldn't be so hot. *short lived silence before....* Jonny: Is it me, or do I look HOT! in my pants? Will: It's you. Chris: Shut the fuck up Will, He look's HOT!.... High Five J-man? *They High-Five* Guy: Boy's This is no time to joke, Phil has locked us in here from the other side of the room, we need to find a way out to tell the people of Coldplaying.com what the tracklisting is! Phil's threatening to NEVER tell them! Chris: You're right... We need to get out of here, if we stay in here much longer in our pants, we might start doing things that only Lovers in Japan do to each other! Will: That's a grim thought. Jonny: I CALL CHRIS! Will: Jonny stop being stupid! Chris: Shut the fuck up Will. *Will starts weeping* Will: Why do you always say that to me? YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING THAT! *Chris roll's his eyes* Guy: Okay now I need time to devise a plan....... *a short while later, they're all sitting staring out of the window on the top floor while guy is writing on a sheet of paper in the corner* Chris: (his voice now gravely) I need a Glass of Water Jonny: Me too, I'm sick of looking out over al these Cemetries of London on this miserable Rainy Day. *Will turns to guy, He is pacing the room up and down in deep though* Guy: (talking to himself) Leftrightleftrightleft - we're just going round in circles! Will: So what's the Chinese Sleep Chant Guy? Guy: The what now? Will: Oh, it means Plan. They say it in china. Guy: oh, right.... well, okay. this is what we need to do... Chris, I want you to grab me the strawberry's from Phil's desk over there and grab the string from the box of "String" in the corner. Chris: That was convenient. *Guy turns to will and Jonny* Guy: Will, Jonny, I want you two to throw the painting of Gwyneth out of the window and quick, before Chris see's. Jonny: I don't think I can do that! It's a famous old painting by a duet of Famous Old Painter's! Guy: Just do it, oh and try not to ruin the Poppy Field's on Violet Hill just outside the window! Will: We'll do our best, wow, I feel like we're living life on the edge! Guy: You know, In Equador they say "Life in Technicolour" as opposed to "life on the edge! Will: *in a mocking voice* ooooh I'm guy, I know everything! Guy: Shut the fuck up Will! Will frowns and turns away to do his job which guy has set. Guy: Chris? CHRIS!! WHERE ARE YOU? Chris: (his voice muffled) OVER HERE! Guy finds chris sitting under a desk, looking panicked. Guy: What's wrong chris? Chris: What if we fail man? what if.... what if we never get out of here? What if Phil keeps the new album all for himself forever? I'm freakin' out man, And my hair is falling out and everything. Guy: YOUR FUCKING HAIR IS FINE!!, wouldn't kill you to get it cut either! Chris: okay, okay, I'm calm, you're right, it's fine, I just... I'm scared that when I'm 42 I'm going to turn out like lieam gallagher, Fat, and balding. Guy slaps chris Guy: Snap out of it man! We're getting out of here, and NOW! - so throw all of the strawberry's out of the window for a soft landing and tie the rope to the curtian rail, we're swinging out of here. on our Strawberry Swing! *From the other side of the room Jonny shouts* Jonny: YES! It totally worked! Will: We're SO getting out of here! *Will jumps out of the window* Guy: WILL!! *he shakes his head nonchalantly* What....an....idiot. oh well, it's only will. Jonny, Swing out and onto the roof of the building opposite. *Jonny swings out from the window of coldplay headquarters and lands on the roof of the building on the other side of the street* Jonny: JERRRRRRRRONIMO! Guy: okay Chris, it's your turn, and try not to fall like will did, or you know who'll be after you? *Chris gulps* Chris: The Easter Bunny? Matthew Fox from Lost? Guy: No chris..... Death. And ALL his friends too! Chris: oh no, I better say shout something off the top of my head that sounds religious as I swing.... *Chris begins to swing...* Chris: VIVA LA VIDA!! *Chris lands, Guy shortly follows* They look down onto the street. Guy: I wonder where will landed, I hope he landed on the strawberry's I got you to throw out for him. Chris: How did you know he would jump out? Guy: It's Will..... He does stupid things. Remember the time he set fire to that "Reign of Love" CD because he thought it wasa rip off of "Ring of Fire"? Chris: Good point. Jonny: What Next Guy? How do we stop Phil. Guy: Now we march, onwards to Coldplaying.com to tell them we have a nw star on the site.... Jonny: I like the sound of a march. Chris: Yeah, Like Prospekt's March or something *They climb down a ladder at the side of the building and walk off into the sunset in their underpants talking amongst themselves* Chris: You know.... I think there is alot of to learn from this. Guy: Like what? Chris: Well.... I'm sure if we recap the events that just happened... We'd have some pretty cool song names for the new tracklisting! Guy Roll's his eyes. THE END. :cool:
  17. ohhhhhh, you lose points for retaliation :P 1 You can reduce me even further if you like in retaliation to this :)
  18. 0 - You seem like a nice person :)
  19. 2 annnnd - :D yip.
  20. 12 - Politik 11 - In My Place 4 - God Put a Smile upon your face 17 - The Scientist 17 - Clocks 10 - Green eyes 10 - Warning sign 13 - A rush of blood to the head 13- amsterdam - AROBTTH + Politik

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