Batman

Thank you for your buckin contribution :wideeyed:

priorities man :nod: I don't know but I'm jealous :|

:lol:

Maybe he believed he wouldn't be spotted that easily while wearing them.

I agree. I guess they just want attention. I'm always amazed how much hate an album can create :lol: It's just music folks, nothing serious alright? It's not like we're discussing something worldshaking here...

Good LORD the guy with the green cap is pulling the most ridiculous faces! :lol: I imagine him like "Chris Chris Martin Chris cHRIS SIGN THIS PLZZZZ CHRISCHRisCHrIs pleaeeeeaseseaes" I think the latter is the case. And LOL about the Prince-harry!

Now that's such a hipster thing to say :lol:

Wow they even made a broadcast about it? LOL GIMME ALL THE SALT

HAHA! These don't even need a caption, the second one totally speaks for itself :laugh3:

mmhh smoldering

Jesus CHRIST :lol::freak: Congratz I guess

Chris should just invent an "Hopelandic 2.0" so that nobody will ever judge his lyrcis ever again lol

jONNYPIMP

I CAN TOP THAT HOLD ON A SEC

Prepare for fangirl-Chris! :lol:

So fluffy :wacky: I wonder if there's any fluff left on his head :uhoh::lol:

Seems like Chris is doing a fine job hiding all the cakes :nod:

I.. wow.. thank you :wacky: I try my best! :lol:

Well hello there nostalgic feeling :wacky:

Because on the internet everybody is shitty at everyone

Oh my gosh :bigcry: One day I'm gonna die of the cute this man emits, I see it coming :dead:

I was thinking the same. I mean, he doesn't get younger :sweatdrop: But I think he just looks really, REALLY sad in these stills :( Still, I think the lighting has a big effect on his face in this scene, just compare it with that picture above and one might think they were taken 10 years apart. Oh haven't seen these before, thanks for posting!

Found a something on tumblr: :lol: And now some of my own stuff: Jonny (whispering): "Chris I know you're lonely after... well you know, but REALLY" Chris: "B-but :sad:" Jonny: "If you get any closer people might actually think you're gay... and that Andrew Garfield thing didn't help either <__<" Will (spitting): "Will you two just shut up already!" Jonny: "Sorry but Chris is touching my bu-" Will: "I DON'T WANNA KNOW" Guy (thinking): "... should have stayed home and have another round with my new flame :|" Fan: "oMFG I LUV U" Chris: "H-hi :uhoh: Okay that's really sweet but I don't even know you?" Fan: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER :dazzled:" Chris: "... look, you've been hugging me for 5 minutes now, and I really appreciate that, but, I kinda have to leave now" Where the heck is the security when you need them!! Fan: "OKAY JUST GIMME TEN MORE MINUTES :wacky:" Chris: "Ten!? Excuse me, but N-" Fan: "WOW UR SO SOFT ANd YOU ALSO SMELL RLY NICE" Chris: "Oooookay" I need to get away from her, RIGHT NOW! Fan: "I'LL NEVER LET GO HAHA I mean it :|" Chris: "Lady, don't force me to go rough on you :angry:" Fan: "Oh I'd like that Mr. Martin :charming:" Chris: "dEAR LORD! Get off! :shout:" Fan: "Neverrr :heart:" *sighs contently* Chris: "Guy, get your bloody pet pigeon under control" :dozey: Guy: "Sure, after you get your bondage obsession with Jonny under control" :| Chris: :| Guy: :| Chris: "Ithasnothingtowithbondageit'sjustforthenewmusicvi-" Guy: "oH SHUT IT!" Phil: "Group selfie everyooooneee!" :blush: Chris: "WOHOO YAY! :awesome: Jonny: "YaaAAAY!!" :cheesy: Will: "Yah alright, let's do this" Guy: *forced smile* "ye-heah, so much fun :|" Should have left these lunatics YEARS ago, Jesus :dead: Chris: *singing his heart out* Shakira: "Daaamn he hot" "He's mine Shakira, MINE"