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Thanks for making me choke on my water. DAMN YOU FUNNEH PEEPL

And... there are people who actually want this idiot?! :shocked2::shocked2: FOR PRESIDENT?! Damn

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:wreck: <- perfectly smiley! :lol::lol::laugh3::laugh3:

You know what's even more weird about this? "puff" means "whorehouse" in German, so actually I'm always reading it like "Jonny's whorehouse" :freak:

panic Jonny is panic

^ Jesus Christ, I just saw that on the German news, what a crazy ass weather!

^ aaaaAAAWWW that's awesome! And did he even put some cash in there? LOL Coldplayers are wayyy too cool! :lol: I'm relieved that it didn't get lost

Sorry!! :bigcry: I should have posted this yesterday but university was being a bitch so I hadn't time and felt like crap and couldn't concentrate on the mixtape and I'll stop rambling now :wacky: OKAY so, here's my review: My mixtape maker has made a folder named „Tree Burst in Snow“ with all the tracks in it :cheesy: And even put a folder picture in it woo! Which is totally cool and fitting since I'm kinda freezing my ass of right now cuz it's rather cold in Germany. Anyways, first track, here we go! TRACK 01 Wow I already like the first seconds of this song. Strings and guitar and soft male voice singing. Very dreamy and light. Then a little choir and there's an instrument going „bem bem bem bem“ in the background which I can't identify, but it's cute. AND OMG A CLARINET, there's a fookin clarinet playing and this song feels like a fairytale! Fantastic! And now drums are coming in and add some more power to the song. I love the singer's voice, it's so soothing... Man the clarinet really makes this song so heartwarming together with the strings, this song totally fits to the winter :wacky: TRACK 02 Funky drums! And electronic beats! Nice genre change! Dreamy disorted male voice accompanying the strong beat. And wooooaaah some very strange but cool echo effecs. And holy shit THAT BASS :drunk: Sounds bloody ace with sony headphones mdr xb700 on your head :wideeyed: This song is catchy and powerful, and inbetween has little breaks with only this wicked bass playing. Towards the end some crazy spacey synthesizer sounds start playing and my mind begins to wander. THIS IS FREAKING GREAT! TRACK 03 Drums, crazy drums! And a male voice going „Aaaaaaaah, aaaaahaaaaaaaaa“ in a rather trance-y way. Holy crap and now some crazy ass noises are playing, something that sounds like a metal hinge opening and closing, and something else sounding like a transformator exploding :lol: Oh man this is amazing, it sounds like you're standing in a scrapyard and make music with the electronical stuff laying around. And all these noises are intensified by a strong bass playing in the background. The singer's voice also has some crazy effects on it, and everything ficts perfectly together. If I had to explaing this song with one word, I'd say it's „sharp“ :lol: TRACK 04 Dreamy guitar :wacko: And a strong male voice for a change lol (not that this is a bad thing really!) Nice beat going on, very happy and bright. First I thought this song is a little bit boring because it's rather repetitive, but towards the end it goes all dreamy and doesn't sound as carefree anymore but melancholy and more atmospheric and it's all brilliant and sweet :wacko: TRACK 05 Interesting calm beeping noise, and after 15 seconds SHAZAM strong beat and singing in yo face. Fascinating echo-ish and delaying effetcs on the singer's voice. And there are rattles! And crazy sounds again, maybe guitars? Lol I dunno :awesome: But this song is strong and quite motivating, I want to jump around! TRACK 06 Starts with a strong bass drum. Gets a little bit repetitive after a while, but changes just like track 04 into something epic and builds itself up towards the end of the song, I like songs like this a lot! TRACK 07 Mix spheric ambient sounds, a strong beat, dreamy singing voices and cool guitars together and you get this gem. I close my eyes and my heads bobs forward involuntarily everytime one of the main drums is hit. The song gets more wild towards the end and it's all magnificent. TRACK 08 I know this song :awesome: It's Wolf Gang's Stay And Defend and it fits perfectly into this mix! And I really like this song so I totally don't mind listening to it for the 349050 time. TRACK 09 already OMG Guitars, „oooooOOOoooh“'s, and a voice that I believe have heared before but I don't know where! D: Powerful song! With a great chorus and a sound in the background that's often used in old movies when they're showing UFOs :lol: Do you even know what I mean? :laugh3: Anyway, this song is very nice, and has little quiet breaks and awesome loud parts. TRACK 10 Same here, I know this voice!! But who is it, ugh! Loud and strong song again, with groovy electric guitars and a singer going crazy in the chorus „AAAAAHH- OH OH OH OHH“ LOL this is funny TRACK 11 (Last track nooooo! :bigcry:) The song starts with rather creepy but also cool „ooouuuooouuuooouuhhh“s and little vinyl crackle sounds Okay, the singer is actually starting with „Don't fuck with me don't fuck with me“ Alright dude, I won't, promised :nod: :lol: And JEEZ that is some epic bass/electric beat right there, this is a combination I LOVE. Soft and fragile singing voices, and a bass that makes your brain melt :drunk: Duuuuuuude what the hell is going on in this song, I feel like I'm getting high from listening to this! AWESOME. My head totally bobs lazily throughout the whole song, and I can't stop it. There are even trumpets in it. I love this, this is going straight into my playlist! And.... and now it's all over :bigcry: But holy shit mixtape maker, reveal yourself! I want to know who secretly scanned my brain and picked out only songs I like!! This is the best mixtape I got so far, and so many cool songs on it! :wacky::bomb: I MUST KNOW THE ARTISTS!! Okay so, you're awesome, you know that? Like, awesomely awesome, in an awesome way, you know? 20000 INTERNET HUGS FOR YA! :dazzled: :heart:

Funny how it went down and now it's like DOUBLE IN YO FACE

Oh cool! :cheesy: I'd like to know if Paris taught Coldplay any spray painting techniques, or if he gave them some exercises to improve their skills. OH! And what are his favourite artists!!

Btw totally fangirling all over your other uploaded Coldplay videos right now :dazzled:

Xylobands :awesome: Man your voice and playing is truly a bliss to listen to, fantastic!

Well I know that saying anything nice doesn't make the storm any less dangerous, but I hope that all of you living there won't get hurt :hug:

THE FUCK CÉLINE, I THOUGHT WE WERE BBF AND SHIZZ, YU NO KNOW MY NAME OMMGGgg!!!1! :bigcry::sad2::srs::srs::srs:

holy shizz that is some big list!

Row, you said he walks like a cat. I have never seen him out walking on a street, but I can perfectly mentally picture it :wacky: Probably because he does yoga and all sorts of sports, and that makes his way of walking probably way more elegant. Oh man, what an eventful day for you! And don't be sad, be freaking happy that you saw him DAMMIT :angry:

LOL damn, that would be a raintastic day in Germany :awesome:

+1

Nah same here, there's no info about Coldplay yet

B-but I'm a trusty perv after all, I CAN'T HELP IT!!

^ it seems like you love a lot of stuff

^^ DA GURLS MUST BE UPDATED!! :lol: And I'd demand video proof! :nod: okay I shut up now :disappointed:

LAWL OH HELL NO THE MENTAL IMAGE IF SHE ACTUALLY WAS!! :lol::lol::laugh3::laugh3:

... keep tellin' that your uterus, I ain't believing shit YO :phu: