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Okay so far we have Coldplayers, Oldplayers, Goldplayers, Silverplayers, Newplayers, Allplayers... WTF :laugh3: If you're not sure where you belong, you can just call yourself a Coldplay FAN, you know.

LOL yes!!! Nice shirt hahaha! :batman: I find it hilarious that Chris has to sing to his own songs as he apparently hates it lolomg. I can't wait for this!

No of course I'm Doge

You talk about me like I'm some kind of alien ahHAAHAH :laugh3: damn straight that's me in the morning: I'm a manly man mAN :nod:

Well gOSH DIDDLY DARN that sounds complicated! :dizzy:

fanks! :cheesy:

:awesome:

Would you also love a poop themed thread if I made one

Awww I'll look out for you haha! :cheesy: Well I might have theoretically read pervy fanfics about them and might possibly also have contributed a few IS THAT BAD? :sad2:

Jonny: "wooo time to celebrate!" Jonny: "EURGH this taste likE ASS!" :angry: Fan: "omfg Chris nOTICE MEH D:" Chris: "Only if u take ur shirt off! :charming: Guy: "the fuck" Chris: "Oooh heL-LO, nice boobs" :wideeyed: Fan: ":drunk:" Guy: "..." "I'm wearing nylon tights! :cheesy:" Jonny: "Guy you really smell good today" Guy: "Jonny nO" Chris: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO :freak: " Guy: "How about avoiding looking like a retard?" Chris: "OH ok. I think I can do that" Jonny: "Guy you also look really good today" :charming: Guy: "oh fOR FUCK'S SA-" Chris: "Did you just throw the award into the photographer's face." Guy: "Yes" Jonny: "Guy that was really very manly what you just did" :charming: Guy: "I swear to God Jon" Jonny: "Will there's like, a massive zit on the back of your head." Will: "It's my third eye" Jonny: "wat" Guy: "Don't Jon, I just let him smoke my weed for the first time" Jonny: "Your w- I don't even wanna know what was in there, do I?" Guy: "no" Jonny: "cool" :blank: Will: "CHRIS" Chris: "what" :> Will: "this is not the time or place fOR YOUR SHENANIGANS" Chris: "I have no idea what you mean lel" Will: "sTOP PULLING U ASS" Sam Smith: "what is happening" :| Jonny: "a wedgie LMAO" Guy: ":vanish:"

LMAO no it's cool I NEED TO CONTRIBUTE STUFF NOW I NEEd piCS

Amazing :awesome: well at least the Coldplayers are nice to you, most of the time I dream about the band they're super pissed at me for no reason :dozey:

Nah it was more like I wasn't mentally ready for it! :sweatdrop: My dreams do that a lot and it gets very annoying at times <__<

Yesterday I had a pretty random Coldplay dream involving Chris singing "And I will tryyyy tO KISS YOU " and he came running towards me with kissy lips and I was like "no wAIT" and he kissed me and then ran off laughing like he did the most brilliant thing ever :| And I think after that we tried to find tupperware that someone threw out of a window. :cheesy:

Hell naw. I bet they were extra careful with this video already by the looks of it. They just show some parts of India that most of the Westerners recognise and associate with India, and that's it. Almost everybody knows the Holi festival by now with the colour throwing around, a few of the Gods and Goddesses and that India is a huge country with a LOT of cultures and traditions mixed together. And that's what this video (IMO) basically conveys. But it seems like Coldplay are only allowed to shoot a video in a white room (oh no wait that's racist) with zero background images (forget it they are mocking the concept of images how rUDE) because there will always be some asshat that dislikes something or throws some of that useless cultural appreciation crap at their faces to feel important :wacko:

I'm surprised by the lack of fighting and shit throwing in this thread! :surprised: :cheesy: *sits down happily*

*reads it like the beginning of a kinky fanfiction* *realises this isn't a fanfiction* dAMN YOU :angry: yeh but it's warm :wacky:

It feels like my stomach is eating itself atm :dead: but I only have pickles in a jar -___-

Yes and Yes entirely! :nod:

The fun stuff with Illuminati is, you can see it everywhere as there are no rules to stop you from adding random numbers and patterns together that add up in combinations that somewhat fit to the entire hype.

of course it is, it's tHE INNURNET :awesome:

because no one asked for a Superman emoji :awesome:

Same here, I think he's just too lazy to talk :laugh3:

This is 100% what I do, too. And everybody should do it as well, because most of the times people forget this is music we are talking about. Music. Not some kind of life changing political decisions or religious war matters, only freaking sounds to listen to IF you like them.