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Chris: "And those, my son, those are boobs" Moses: "DAD" :sick:

This thread is freakin OLD

D: th-tHANKS D:

A notification mail about this thread? Amazing! :laugh3: I'm glad you like my crude sense of humor :cheesy:

thanks lol

Yesterday I found some random shit on tumblr and thought I should give it a go :awesome: Chris: " 'sup bitches :charming: " Chris: "Ah I see, busy browsing porn, AGAIN" :awesome: Will: " itS NOT WHAT U THINK" *closes tab* Chris: "Uh huh, what's that then? B/W nudes?" Will: "HANDS OFF! :angry: That's art :snobby: " Chris: "Dude it's B/W shots of ... is that Guy!?" Will: "You just don't have the artistic eye to appreciate the beauty of my work." :phu: Chris: "Yeah I'm just gonna... leave. Forever" :freak: Interview: "I really like your scarf Mr. Champion" Will: "Bitch u better" Interview: :worried: Guy: "the sass is strong with him today, be careful" Chris: "Artistic photoshoot, GO!" Jonny: "My pants are rather... constricting in that pose ugh" Will: "Is there a reason why we're sitting on the ground next to freaking cigarette stubs at 7 AM on a sUNDAY" Guy: "Dear Lord, why have you abandoned us... I want weed" Phil: "Okay so, today I introduce you to SPORT!" :blush: Jonny: "Ball" :O Phil: "I'm gonna own u so hard Chris!!1" Chris: "I owned ur mother last nite lmao" Phil: "yO" :angry: Jonny: "Am... am I doing the 'sport' correctly?" Will: "No u nugget you gotta hit tHE BAWL fuck i missed" Guy: "I can't do the sport I'm a telephone pole and no one can tell me otherwise" Jonny: "Guy I think the photographer is checking u out" Guy: "I know that's why I stare at that plant over there. Also, Chris, watch your hand" Chris: "What about it" Guy: "It's on my ass" Chris: "shit uh sorry" Will: O__O Jonny: "hahahahw what the hell are we doing with our lives ahHAHAHA?!" Guy: "I dunno man I just... go along with it :dead: Also, Chris, uR HAND" Chris: "Sorry I must have slipped" :awesome: Will: "First I'm gonna kill this bear, and then your family" Actor: "U two fuck nuggets r gonna do what I say a'ight? Now sit yo asses dOWN" Chris: "Hey no reason to be rude!" :angry: Actor: "You've got shit and balls on ur face u SHUT UP" Will: D: Will: " I think our new teacher is a little bit... strict, don't you think?" Jonny: "He said to me I reminded him of a gay orgy" :sad: Will: "Wtf why?!" Jonny: "Because I've balls all over my body!" :bigcry: Jonny: "Okay I can do this. First make a loop, and then the bunny hops into the... dammit!" Will: "Man! Porn mags sure aren't what they used to be! :angry: Guy: "Jonny why are you wearing crocs" Jonny: "ahahahHA HEY CHECK OUT THIS NEW RIFF I JUST MADE UP" Chris: "Oxfam is very important to me because of things-" Guy: "Hey Jon" Jon: "What" Guy: "Check out this chick" Chris: "-also because of stuff-" Jon: "Nah, she nasty" Guy: "Like ur mother kek" :awesome: Chris: "-and other significant reasons-" Jonny: "shut up bitch" Guy: "jerk" Chris: "-but most of all, because it looks nice on my hand." Will: "The world does not deserve my brilliance" :blank:

America is a scary land '__' *backs away slowly*

lmao I hate Coldplay because uhh I dislike them beca- bECAUSE :worried: ok I can't hate them :snobby:

I like it because of the reasons you mentioned aHAHA

I feel equally confused about the name God-like award as Will hahah. But yeah, cheers to you, my favourite band! You deserve it!

Oooh thanks a lot for that! That makes so much more sense now. And my random guess wasn't even that far off, wooho!

Chris and his weird lyrics man! :laugh3:

I've been wondering about that orange field as well. Maybe he means it literally as to owning your own orchard or something, with which you earn more money than working "down upon the canvas" :shrug:

Perfect ahaha! :laugh3:

HAHHAHA :lol::laugh3: brilliant!

^ I AGREE Let's see if I still got some funny juices left *SQUEEEZE* Guy: "a'ight bitches let's rOLL" Phil: "lmao Guy is trying to sound like me" Guy: "Shut up sweet cheeks" Phil: :embarrassed: Jonny: *SIGH* "Another day, another show, another struggle with these 'tards" Chris: "I like mah shoes :wacky: " Jonny: "Chris what is your hand doing there" :| Chris: "whaddaya mean" Jonny: "I mean your hand. On my b-sTOP SQUEEZING" Guy: "God has abandoned us" "Okay so, here are two stars. I named the left star "Guy" because it has a few crumpled edges, and we all know nobody can be perfect, not even Guy. And I named this right star here "Jonny", because it's absolutely masterly folded and awesome and looks nice, just like Jonny's bu-" "Chris nO"

As ugly as I find the new cover art, as merchandise it looks somewhat decent :nod: Especially that balloon :cheesy:

Who is that and what the hell is he doing with his hair

I'm currently eating some shitty chocolate cornflakes that taste like misery

So is this any worth listen to/do they mention anything new?

Don't turn into a creepy stalker fan :o

OMG PERFECT, thanks so freaking much! :dazzled:

Love how he says "ex'ter" city lol. And holy balls his voice is pretty low :surprised: