Everything posted by coldlocked
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awful jokes welcome
^ Well then.... Here comes a long one: A man goes to a bullfight and stays through most of it. Towards the end, he leaves to go to a restaurant down the road. He sits down and the waiter asks him, "Buenos dias, senor. What would you like today?" The man looks down at the menu and orders the bull's balls special. The restaurant usually serves this after a bullfight with the slaughtered bull. The waiter comes back with the bowl and serves it to the man. "Gracias, senor." The customer then begins to eat his balls of the bull. He notices there is something wrong with it. He flags down the waiter and says, "These balls seem to be cooked wrong." "Ah, si senor, but you know, sometimes, the bull wins."
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How Are You Feeling?
Dizzy... Either from my glasses or from the heat.
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A-Z of World Cities
Demarest, NJ
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What Time Is it and what are you doing ??
^I hope you get better! 14:04 Trying to make a Coldplay pop up book.
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Write the first word that comes to mind.
box
- The "OR" Game
- Count to a million!
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Have you ever...?
I don't think I have. Unless staying alone in an aisle of Best Buy counts with only guys in that aisle, then yes. HYE painted a Coldplay related thing?
- A-Z Food Game!!!
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A-Z animals game
Cheshire cat
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Officially pointless Coldplaying word association thread
Mrs.
- Girls Name from A to Z
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What are you thinking right now?
Did I cut myself or is it just a scratch? Oh my God.
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Write something with your eyes closed.
Technically, it's type something with your eyes closed, not write.
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I am currently listening to....
Coldplay- Yes
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Ask the Oracle on Coldplay.com (Now in session!)
And that means I wasn't playing with the band? Derp.
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Random Coldplay thoughts...
What if the "in charge" person tells the band? Then the band will say it in an interview. OH GOD. EDIT: The "in charge" person/people, according to today's Oracle questions: Tumblr will be much like twitter, facebook and Coldplay.com in that Anchorman will oversee it. Roadie #42, the band including Phil and sources close to the band will all contribute. You will too if your art is reblogged.
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People from NYC, I need your help!
Lots? PFFFT It's the place to get a heck of a lot of international foods. I nearly did a spit take because of the finger thing. i meant to add that people flip the bird when the light turns green. The exact second it turns green. And the honk and swear and yell....
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Guess the song!
Violet Hill It's no cause
- What made you LOL today?
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The one and only Coldplay Sloganmaker thread
There is no life without Coldplaying. Awesome Guy Berryman. Guy Berryman for everybody.
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The one and only Coldplay Sloganmaker thread
Quick start, long life with Coldplay. Coldplayers for a better tomorrow. There's only one thing in the world I want and this is Coldplayers. My house, my car, my Coldplayers. Be funny with Coldplaying. Working with Coldplaying is working for one goal. The Coldplaying effect.
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The "things I wish I could say" thread
I don't know if you know it but I actually love you like the sister i never had, you little freaky girl.
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People from NYC, I need your help!
Oh and another thing, shwarma. But in all seriousness, there's a lot of food in New York. For example, hot dog stands and gyros and Jamba Juice. Along with this is flipping the bird and swearing when someone doesn't do something right. Then you have the people in the subway stations who are playing music or doing crazy acts. Horses. Don't forget the Central Park horse and buggies. That's all I can think of now, hope it helps!
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Random Coldplay thoughts...
Coldplay made a tumblr. I was going to but I'm thinking it over since I am really perverted with Buckin and stuff........................... ADVICE ANYONE?