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The Lounge

Off topic chat - Wipe your shoes on the way in, close the door on your way out!

  1. Started by Jay Leno,

    YEAH FUCKERS! I AM HERE AT 11:30 PM ITS STILL THE 29! :angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:

  2. Started by The Butcher,

    New England POTATOES :laugh3:

  3. Started by DreamBeforeEaster,

    12am?

    • 27 replies
    • 1.1k views
  4. :dance: when: Saturday - 29th of December - 00:00 GMT - 23:59 GMT http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/ - check London who's in? SIGN UP IF YOU WANT! RULES! - you create a new account (obviously with some creativity) - on "the alias day" you only can use that alias account (e.g. Ghost of Albie), you CAN'T post with your original account (e.g. Ondes Martenot) - your alias account will last only for 24 hours (whole day), you can't use it after, it's against the forum rules - you won't know who who's alias is - NO BASHING!: swearing allowed but NO BASHING other members, you can bash the other aliases though the whole point of this would be FUN obviously …

    • 101 replies
    • 3.6k views
  5. Started by Max C,

    Tenho vários milhares de milhões de dólares da sua terra, e estava querendo saber onde vai ser um bom lugar para comprar a viver, para que eu possa voltar a construir o meu mal império para destruir as pessoas que tentaram assassinar-me? Portanto sei em qualquer lugar agradável para viver? Algures onde quer que eles falam Inglês ou Português seria o ideal, então eu não ter que aprender outra de sua terra línguas

  6. Started by Octopus Wrestler,

    im gonna fight some real octopuses you guyz suck. their tentacles are more fun.

  7. Started by le petit prince,

    fact, bitches!

  8. Started by DreamAfterChristmas,

    YES because now my Knight can do me again I think he recognized me although I am an easter bunny now awwwwwww this forum has brought so much joy to me thanks to you all

  9. Started by Tinky Winky,

    and I still can't find my purse please help meeeeeee :bigcry:

  10. Started by yellowwasapieceofshit,

    December 27th TODAY I GOT 500 POUNDS WORTH OF ROCKS FROM GENA, SHE BE MAH GIRL, IVE FUCKED HER MORE TIMES THAN SHE HAS TEETH. So about never. I wish people could see the real me, l'm just a skinny white girl from Devon, l'm so lonely. December 28th YAAAAAA I LOST MAH VIRGINITY 2DAII, IT WAS BETTER THAN THE USUALY 3 MINUTE POWER WANK TO ASAINS WITH NO BODY HAIR, FUCK YEEEEEEEE December 29th IM OFF DA HOOK, SOMETIMEZ I WANNA FUCK MAH SELF... (WELL I DO BUT I DONT WANT THAT BEING KNOWN) I PWNED 2 PEOPLE ON THE COLDPLAYING FORUMS TODAY I HOPE TO BECOME POPULAR WITH THE ASIAN MAN LADIES, FUCK THEY GET ME HORNY, IM SO HORNY RIGHT NOW, TALKING ABOUT HOES ON THE…

  11. Started by Tinky Winky,

    Po will always be mine :bigcry:

  12. Started by Tinky Winky,

    I wrote a poem my purse is purple like my soul and my skin but my purse is lost and I think that laa laa stole it laa laa is the one I hate because she always get the nice guys and when I try to kill her I just can't because I'm purple like my purse the purse that laa laa stole I've got a triangle in my head I like balloons and ponies purple ponies like my purse the purse that laa laa stole

  13. Started by The Butcher,

    I have an axe and I know where you live. :wink3::sneaky:

  14. Started by 40yearoldvirgin,

    MUST WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A VIRGIN, AND MUST WANT TO LEAD THROUGH A FIRST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER. MUST HAVE MORE TOYS THAN AN ASIAN KID. Must like hairy 40 year old titties. MUST BE OVER 18 (but 40yearoldvirgin is willing to compromise if under.) If you said yes to all please send a message to me.:wink3:

  15. Started by Susie Q,

    i was looking at all the smilies on this board and theres so many adorable ones. like the ones with the hats :hat: :hat2: or the sunglasses :cool: I like this one alot :bow: this guy is like really serious :guitarist: and this one just makes me laugh. He describes alot of people around here right now :mad:

  16. Started by yellowwasapieceofshit,

    im off to have another 3 minute power wank hope i have enough lube night all

  17. Started by Alexhoven,

    And none of these idiots has created a birthday thread for me yet! damn I'm a newbie but I expected a birthday thread I thought this was a nice forum.where is the Beethoven music?I wanna hear 9th Symphony....ah no I get sick then HOWEVER CONGRATULATE ME OR I'LL SHOW HOW TO TREAT PEOPLE RIGHT!WHAHAJAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA :clown:

    • 43 replies
    • 1.6k views
  18. Started by Hopeless Romantic,

    Sing with me?

  19. Started by Susie Q,

    Hi everyone. um, i have a question. I dont know if itll work where everyone is acting so crazy for your fun day, but my mom is really strict about the internet and stuff. she thinks that if I talk to anyone theyre going to like kidnap me or something. I wasnt even allowed on normal message boards until I turned 13 this week. So its like really dumb timing, because I can finally go on here without getting in trouble although I like lurked anyway but now I have to like wait before i can get to know anyone. so my question is do any of you have trouble with your parents keeping you off the internet? iz there anything I can like, do?

    • 55 replies
    • 2k views
  20. Started by GIRL FROM DA HOOD,

    ANYONE NEED A NICE WEAVE??????????? MY GIRL DOWN ON 54TH BE HAVING A SALE AT HER SHOP MAN. REAL AFRICAN WEAVES

  21. Started by GIRL FROM DA HOOD,

    REPRESENT HOS

  22. Started by 40yearoldvirgin,

    Where do you put the penis? :embarassed:

  23. Started by Tinky Winky,

    so who of you guys killed it? :bigcry:

  24. Started by Hopeless Romantic,

    In honor of my not caring anymore, we should all get high as kites!

  25. Started by DreamBeforeEaster,

    Hello nice people of this nice forum I'm back and I read that I should be a member of the alias day and I read that people should create a new account and stuff so I did create a new account for all who don't know me my other username is HAHA YOU'D LOVE TO KNOW! so the same like "DreamBeforeEaster" love you all

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