badlydrawngirl Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 AMY'S WHINE AT MADONNA Aug 19 2004 By Fiona Cummins Showbiz Reporter ONE'S sold nearly 150 million records, the other's a gawky girl just out of her teens with one minor hit of an album. So no contest over whether Madonna or brash newcomer Amy Winehouse is the bigger music phenomenon. Only no one seems to have told Amy, who seems convinced Madonna, 46, is not so much Material Girl as immaterial has-been. The 20-year-old, fast becoming pop's biggest loudmouth, sneered: "She's an old lady. She can't shock any more. She should get a nice band, just stand in front of them and f*****g sing." The North Londoner has shifted a mere 200,000 copies of debut jazz CD Frank. But it hasn't stopped her dismissing some of music's biggest names with four-letter putdowns. Chris Martin, whose band Coldplay has sold five million albums? She spits: "I bet if he heard his stuff he'd be like, 'Who is that w****r'?'" Dido, with 18 million albums? "Kids listening to her and thinking, 'I want to be like Didomakes me want to vomit." Britney Spears' 40million albums don't get her off the hook either. Amy's verdict? "I wish her luck with her marriage as I hope it stops her going into the studio." She says of Rachel Stevens, four No1s with S Club and a No2 on her own: "I watch her singing and think, 'F*****g hell, but at least she didn't write that piece of s**t.'" Jazz rival Katie Melua, whose album Call Off The Search has sold a million, gets even shorter shrift: "She's s**t." Perhaps Amy's most honest remark comes when she admits: "I'm slightly bitter because I haven't sold as many albums as them." Like her album, at least she's frank. ..ON DIDO " "Kids listening to her and thinking 'I want to be like Dido' makes me want to vomit ..ON BRITNEY SPEARS I wish her luck with her marriage because I hope it stops her going back to the studio" ..ON RACHEL STEVENS I watch her singing and think, 'F***ing hell but at least she didn't write that piece of s**t' ..ON CHRIS MARTIN I bet if he heard his stuff - and it was by him - he would be like, 'Who is that w****r?''" ..ON KATIE MELUA Moaner Amy's jazz rival doesn't escape her scorn either. She says simply: She''s s**t WHAT a silly cow :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 She annoys me to the max! :rolleyes: All she ever does is moan and bitch about everyone else! :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
labell Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 seems that way :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy's Gyal Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Amy Winehouse has the biggest gob ever :rolleyes: . Why cant she just shut up? Im not just annoyed that she dissed Coldplay, she disses everyone. Who does she think she is? Just shadddapa you face! Thank you :D *walks out of room* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Peedston Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 And the worst part is that it's doing exactly what she wants it to: if she hadn't said all those idiotic things, I would never have heard of her. :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octakon Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Argh, she's not worth being mentioned in this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddierofl Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 Omg, i've never heard of her, but I don't live in the US/UK, so that's understandable, but still... what a stupid hoe. How could you slag of Chris Martin?!? bit-ch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Ali* Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 i saw her on never mind the buzzcocks and my god, she is the most annoying person on the planet. :dozey: she's sad and pathetic and really doesn't deserve the time of day from us! plus her music is crap. :rolleyes: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted August 20, 2004 Author Share Posted August 20, 2004 her music really IS crap. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
labell Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 i never heard it and i dont care too :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted August 20, 2004 Author Share Posted August 20, 2004 you're doing yourself a big favour :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 It really is :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted August 20, 2004 Author Share Posted August 20, 2004 mimiiiiiiiii :D how are you today? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 All she ever does is moan and bitch about everyone else! :dozey: Sounds like me :stunned: Except I won´t bitch about Mr. Martin :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Peedston Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 Next week's article: "Amy Winhouse blasts Coldplay fan board!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 mimiiiiiiiii :D how are you today? ;) Hiiiiiiiiii! :D I'm a bit better today :P :D How be you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staring elf Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 May I ask who Amy Winehouse is? :embarrased: C.U.N.T :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anna_banana Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 If all your gonna do is whine and bitch about respected artists who are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than you :smug: , :angry: I advise you keep your ass outta Canada or risk having 30 million feet shoved in it! And please! Dear god, if you think using using those swears in an interview makes you a badass, kill me now!!! Try to make a nice rep for yourself okay! Who the hell has ever heard of a "badass" jazz musican?!90000][/color Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted August 21, 2004 Author Share Posted August 21, 2004 is she jazz? i think her voice is hideous :( Hiiiiiiiiii! I'm a bit better today How be you? this is a late reply lol but im feelin' fine today :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 This is a late reply too but I'm gld you're feeling great! :D Eugh imagine if her and Jamie Cullum mated...think of the result :sick: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted August 22, 2004 Author Share Posted August 22, 2004 :confused: :stunned: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Ali* Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 :lol: :lol: he's kewl though, just she happens 2 be one of the most annoying people on the planet :rolleyes: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 Amy Whinhouse = stupid over opinionated person! :angry: from now on, known as Amy Whine err House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted August 23, 2004 Author Share Posted August 23, 2004 i dont like Jamie Cullum :confused: he went to the same uni as moi though :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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