February 13, 200521 yr The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = d orkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney p = chunks q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits. Say hello to Zippy Applesniffer!! :lol: and your board owner is .................................................................... Zippy Girdlebrain!!!!
February 13, 200521 yr poopsie liverjuice ^with my real name.. chim-chim toadlips ^with my nick here. :idea2: sounds very strange to me. :/ *scares when find the translation in spanish*
February 13, 200521 yr :lol: im a moron because i followed the directions, and you didnt. :laugh3: oh alberto........ :rolleyes:
February 13, 200521 yr hi ari. :kiss: whats your new name? :sneaky: poopsie liverjuice ^with my real name.. chim-chim toadlips ^with my nick here. how are you doing Kyle bro :kiss:
February 13, 200521 yr pinky? that must have another word with pinky :thinking: anyways i think yours are better than mines :D
February 13, 200521 yr Mine's horrible :lol: :thinking: Goober Chicken Breath :stunned: :lol: :rolleyes:
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